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Posted by: Spadecaller 1 year, 7 months ago

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The governator steps up the war on obesity by bombing a popular donut shop in Southern California, causing a massive power outage. Some scrawny people are among the dead and missing.

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Spadecaller1 year, 7 months ago

"People who harbor fat people will share the same fate as the fatties they're protecting." - Governor Schwarzenegger, via his spokesperson
Where have I heard that before? Oh, that was Bush on terrorism.
Defying recommendations of the OSG (Obesity Study Group),
the governator plans on sendinging in 20,000 personal trainers to go from house to house searching for fatties.
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not2needy1 year, 7 months ago

Hey he and Bush have a lot in common, LOL
That was cute Spade!
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ind061 year, 7 months ago

I have to say that I am ready for the governor's war to be taken to a national scale!
Why should only the California fatties be slaughtered when there are millions more overweighties just begging for government sanctioned death in every state of the union!
I'm not crazy.
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  Spadecaller1 year, 7 months ago
  
  There's no oil there.
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    RunNJump1 year, 7 months ago
    
    Okay, don't vomit, but there is plenty of oil here. To find it all you have to do is squeeze the fatties! Who knows, it might even be fun.
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    Searchbeam1 year, 7 months ago
    
    Yes, there is!
    It is that partially hydrogenated variety used for "freedom" fries and onion rings, donuts, among other fat-chance diets!
    If only we could save that oil, we can use it to power environment-friendly German diesel cars and that would reduce our dependence on Middle Eastern oil!
    In fact, one administration source, who wanted to stay annonymous because of his "girth" issues, said that Exxon, BP and Shell are actively seeking peanut acreage in South to keep their portfolios balanced!
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      deathray1 year, 7 months ago
      
      Use transfats to power American industry!
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natashas1 year, 7 months ago

And lets not forget earthquakes, taking up handicapped parking spaces, and the biggest of them all is voting for him!
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  Spadecaller1 year, 7 months ago
  
  "No, this war won't be called off when the fat lady sings", says the governator.
  http://www.bradfitzpatrick.com/weblog/wp-content/f
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  Amazing11 year, 7 months ago
  
  Do you think they are causing the earthquakes?
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Amazing11 year, 7 months ago

Give Richard Simmons a cape and let him save the day. Take over the air waves with nothing but
"One - Two - Three - Four,
Bend your gut til you hit the floor.
Five - Six - Seven - Eight,
bring it back to standing straight."
And every fifteen minutes, an update on the benefits of salad without dressing and plain baked potatoes.
Squads of uniformed personal trainers stopping people on the street and demanding push-ups. No push-ups and you're hauled off to a fat farm to exercise and eat nothing but cherry tomatoes floating on watercress nests.
I can see it now.
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Spadecaller1 year, 7 months ago

This fatty is rated #2 by Governator, who is offering $500,000.00 reward for informatin leading to his capture:
http://www.adamzyglis.com/images/cartoon25.jpg
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Spadecaller1 year, 7 months ago

This is the #1 offender, Osama big Loader, with bounty on his head of $1,000,000.00
http://acepilots.com/mt/wp-content/uploads/2006/02
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Beau78901 year, 7 months ago

"Lighten up or you will pay!...California Uber Alles!"
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  disraeli1 year, 7 months ago
  
  Ah the Dead Kennedy's - Rock on Jello, Rock on
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Searchbeam1 year, 7 months ago

"Oh Lardy Lard" said the guy, "Fat chance that will Happen!"
In the meanwhile, Houston continued its climb up the chart!
..as the fattest city in the world!
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mcgrievysr1 year, 7 months ago

This report does not sound right. How in the hell were there scrawny and normal weight people in the donut shop? This doesn't make sense. If we don't rein the governator in, he will be bombing buffets, McDonalds' and Burger Kings next.
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jordan111 year, 7 months ago

If the Dr hadn't yelled at me today for gaining five pounds, I'd probably laugh at all this.
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  Spadecaller1 year, 7 months ago
  
  I'm with ya!
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evelyna1 year, 7 months ago

That is discriminatory. Not all fat people eat at donut shops. Also people stop there for just coffee too.
Aren't you afraid arnold will sue for defragmentation.
Trump badmouthed rosey all over national television(like who cares to see this?)
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  Spadecaller1 year, 7 months ago
  
  Trump needs a transplant of his sense of humor.
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1-2-Oscar1 year, 7 months ago

They bombed a doughnut shop? How many cops were killed?
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  mcgrievysr1 year, 7 months ago
  
  1-2-Oscar---They bombed a doughnut shop? How many cops were killed?
  OOh, that was nasty!:-) I'm still concerned about the scrawny ones that were killed. Collateral damage?
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samsara151 year, 7 months ago

Did the donuts contain trans-fats? A new alliance between New York and California?
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disraeli1 year, 7 months ago

The latest intelligence estimates consider that fatties are weapons of mass consumption.
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oldracerguy1 year, 7 months ago

Friends don't let friends eat donuts. Donuts are as bad as cigarettes. Tax all donuts!
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  Searchbeam1 year, 7 months ago
  
  Donuts don't kill people!
  People who EAT donuts kill themselves!
  For a kinder, gentler donut, try the donut hole!
  (Not the one in Medicare Part D Prescription "Benefit!")
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Spadecaller1 year, 7 months ago

I'm losing weight reading these posts.
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ciera-marie1 year, 7 months ago

HA HA HA! The article was funny, not as funny as the comments on the article. Keep them coming!
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