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Posted by: Spadecaller 1 year, 7 months ago

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On Spadecaller's Corner the Scoop du Jour shows irrefutable evidence of Global warming - ending any need for further debate.

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    pazuita1 year, 7 months ago

    Definately proof, beyond a shadow of a doubt.

    The nineties were great, 06 even better.

    Can't wait for 2010.

    This also proves one more point, the tin foil hatted, rightwingnut, anti global warming, lunatics ate still stuck in the 19th century.

    No wonder they're mad at the whole world.

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      Neophile1 year, 7 months ago

      Yes they have certainly gotten their pantaloons in a bunch.

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      deathray1 year, 7 months ago

      They're just too repressed to wear skimpy underwear; that's the reason they don't believe in climate change...

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      mumma-b1 year, 7 months ago

      You can still buy the 1980's models in packs of 5s for $10 but the 2006... 1 for $10

      go figure.

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        WYSIWYGReality1 year, 7 months ago

        I believe the the next spot will say: 2010 "COMMANDO"

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          spamleader1 year, 7 months ago

          oh, give me a break...30 years ago every "real scientist" (according to a Newsweek article) thought we were unavoidably on the verge of a mini-ice-age. Go ahead, label me a fascist cause I don't buy into this crap. Frankly, I think we overestimate our power, as humans, if we think we can alter the PATTERNS of our planet. So go ahead and huddle together and pat each other on the back about all of your scientific agreement. I'll keep on living in the real world which, by-the-way, isn't determined by what "scientists say."

          By the way, underwear-wise, I'm not stuck in the 19th century...I made the turn and got stuck on 1900.

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            whatever20001 year, 7 months ago

            BAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

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            Beeboppin711 year, 7 months ago

            No Spade, I'm still not convinced. You've only provided a portion of the evidence. What I would like to know is where the guys undies are? If the guys undies move in the opposite direction, I think that clearly shows a cooling cycle. Thereby proving that the planet is not warming but the women wearing the '06 panties have sacrificed practicality for fashion. Given the fact the women tend to be silly when it comes to looking good, I really think we need to see what the men have on. So, spill it! Long johns, boxers, briefs or a thong?

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              pazuita1 year, 7 months ago

              Don't forget us "commando" types

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              Taganan1 year, 7 months ago

              Same changes in mens, but being more conservative, only a few have gone so far as thongs.

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                Hamlet1 year, 7 months ago

                No Bee, it would just show that guys are too dumb to get out of the sun. Which the ladies have known a lot longer than since the 19th century!

                ;-)

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                Spadecaller1 year, 7 months ago

                I have to send this to Al.

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                  pazuita1 year, 7 months ago

                  He would probably have to get someone to explain it to him.

                  I really doubt that he has ever seen a thong, properly applied at least.

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                Neophile1 year, 7 months ago

                This is going to be the sexiest global crisis ever!

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                  tehranchik1 year, 7 months ago

                  Love it! Love it! Love it! I just finished reading the Anna Nicole story---I needed this.

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                    not2needy1 year, 7 months ago

                    HAHAHA!! That was great!

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                      Spadecaller1 year, 7 months ago

                      One of the largest undergarment manufacturers in the nation are coming out with this years new unisex line of underwear called:

                      "Fruit without the Loom"

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                      pazuita1 year, 7 months ago

                      Spade

                      I hope you realize what you have done.

                      Now that it's obvious the direction fashion is taking in relation to global warming.

                      We have no choice. Support Global warming.

                      Crank up your heaters, buy a humvee, Buy Exxon'Mobile stock, vote for Bu$h, do everything you can to turn up the heat.

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                        Spadecaller1 year, 7 months ago

                        "We have no choice. Support Global warming."

                        Or Global warming support-- which ever you prefer...

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                      Spadecaller1 year, 7 months ago

                      Remember "Rainman" the movie with Dustin Hoffman?

                      What is Rainman going to do? He's going to freak!

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                        Watchemoket1 year, 7 months ago

                        Wonderful as always, Spade. It's nice to be able to smile at something in the middle of all these messes.

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                          Spadecaller1 year, 7 months ago

                          Sometimes ya got to strip everything down to the basics. Ya know what I mean?

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                          Searchbeam1 year, 7 months ago

                          I must be living in a parallel universe! I thought global warming was real and there was scientific proof to support that! Al Gore even made a movie to prove it!!!

                          Now comes this anthropological evidence supported by Victoria's Secret, Jockey (and maybe even Calvin Klein): TOTALLY UNSCIENTIFIC, BUT TITILLATINGLY AND PROVOCATIVELY PERSUASIVE!

                          Make sure the NeoCons don't see this, otherwise they will call it a "manufactured" evidence!

                          I am trying to keep a straight face here, but it's hard!

                          LOL! LOL!LOLOLOLOL!

                          Peace and Blessings! And a lot of laughter along the way!

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                            Spadecaller1 year, 7 months ago

                            Name that song:

                            "High time summer in the city back of my arse feeling burnt and gritty..."

                            Come on ... it's an oldy.

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                              pazuita1 year, 7 months ago

                              cool cat looking for a kitty?

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                            pazuita1 year, 7 months ago

                            You really date yourself with these old lyrics.

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                            pazuita1 year, 7 months ago

                            forgive us for indulging in a little nostalgia

                            The lovin spoonful

                            Summer in the City

                            Hot town, summer in the city

                            Back of my neck getting dirty and gritty

                            Been down, isn't it a pity

                            Doesn't seem to be a shadow in the city

                            All around, people looking half dead

                            Walking on the sidewalk, hotter than a match head

                            But at night it's a different world

                            Go out and find a girl

                            Come-on come-on and dance all night

                            Despite the heat it'll be alright

                            And babe, don't you know it's a pity

                            That the days can't be like the nights

                            In the summer, in the city

                            In the summer, in the city

                            Cool town, evening in the city

                            Dressing so fine and looking so pretty

                            Cool cat, looking for a kitty

                            Gonna look in every corner of the city

                            Till I'm wheezing like a bus stop

                            Running up the stairs, gonna meet you on the rooftop

                            But at night it's a different world

                            Go out and find a girl

                            Come-on come-on and dance all night

                            Despite the heat it'll be alright

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                              pazuita1 year, 7 months ago

                              And babe, don't you know it's a pity

                              That the days can't be like the nights

                              In the summer, in the city

                              In the summer, in the city

                              Hot town, summer in the city

                              Back of my neck getting dirty and gritty

                              Been down, isn't it a pity

                              Doesn't seem to be a shadow in the city

                              All around, people looking half dead

                              Walking on the sidewalk, hotter than a match head

                              But at night it's a different world

                              Go out and find a girl

                              Come-on come-on and dance all night

                              Despite the heat it'll be alright

                              And babe, don't you know it's a pity

                              That the days can't be like the nights

                              In the summer, in the city

                              In the summer, in the city

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                                Spadecaller1 year, 7 months ago

                                Pazuita, I just changed the lyrics a little.

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                              deathray1 year, 7 months ago

                              We're already past the thong thing in Miami.

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                                pazuita1 year, 7 months ago

                                Don't guess there's any place to go from there.

                                Once you get past the thong............

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                                Spadecaller1 year, 7 months ago

                                "Oh when the sun beats down and burns the tar up on the roof.

                                And your shoes get so hot, you wish your tired feet were fire-proof.

                                Under the Boardwalk, down by the sea

                                On a blanket with my baby, is where I'll be."

                                (With our floss underwear)

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                                  Amazing11 year, 7 months ago

                                  And the undies makers are just loving it. They can claim they're keeping prices down for all of us. And actually, they are making more profit because they need so much less fabric to make 'em. That makes global warming a real win/win.

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                                    Searchbeam1 year, 7 months ago

                                    Fabric? What fabric?

                                    I thought Spade was talking about fruit-without-loom!

                                    LOL!

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                                    Formidable1 year, 7 months ago

                                    Does this mean at the rate we are progressing, the current attire will be replaced by two bandaids and a cork before the next election?

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                                      elzorro21621 year, 7 months ago

                                      LOL!!! Now how can anyone deny the fat of global warming?

                                      Z

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                                        natashas1 year, 7 months ago

                                        This is to funny!

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                                          Formidable1 year, 7 months ago

                                          What with Saint Patricks Day about a month away, can one march in their local parade wearing an Erin Go Bra with out being ridiculed by the fashion police?

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                                            pazuita1 year, 7 months ago

                                            Depends on whether they are male or female.

                                            Didn't NYC try to place a few restrictions on a few select groups in last years parade.

                                            Went to New Orleans for Mardi Gras a few years ago. The impact of global warming was pretty evident there.

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                                            agentX1 year, 7 months ago

                                            It looks like Britney Spears was already the trend-setter in this. Her underwear was microscopic; perfect for that summer weather 100 years from now

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                                              pazuita1 year, 7 months ago

                                              I have to confess, I saw those pics.

                                              She went well beyond the dental floss and spray on.

                                              she seems well prepared for global warming ten years in the future.

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                                                Searchbeam1 year, 7 months ago

                                                Isn't she a pie-o-near in this field?

                                                Federline went by the way of one of Spade's "hemp-ware"!

                                                New fashion trend - wear and tear!

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                                                  SS4541 year, 7 months ago

                                                  Boy Elroy said it aint so....so it cant be so

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