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Water Park Promises More Fun Than Water Can Deliver
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Water Park Promises More Fun Than Water Can Deliver

Humor – THE ONION RADIO NEWS with Doyle Redland reporting: Critics of the Sun Time Water Slide and Fun Park are speaking out today. They say the facility promotes a level of enjoyment that water alone is simply unable to provide.

Tags: SATIRE, Apparently, All Water, Can Do Is, Get You Wet

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Rating: +5 (+5/-0) | 2007-03-12 06:41:19
ind06
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And the park is even less popular with cats!

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Rating: +1 (+1/-0) | 2007-03-12 14:10:34
kctrixter
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I just had a picture of my cat going down the speed chute. lol

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Rating: +2 (+2/-0) | 2007-03-12 14:17:45
SusanParrish
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It's saying "Meoooooooow!!!" which means "You will pay for this!" in "cat".

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Rating: +3 (+3/-0) | 2007-03-12 14:06:28
SusanParrish
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LMAO, I want to ride a water dinosaur!

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Rating: +1 (+1/-0) | 2007-03-12 14:17:25
kctrixter
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Bummer is, only the Arctic water park has the water dinosaurs year round, the rest only have them in the winter.

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Rating: +1 (+1/-0) | 2007-03-12 14:18:31
SusanParrish
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Hmph...well that's not fair!

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Rating: +0 (+0/-0) | 2007-03-13 04:35:38
ind06
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We'll have some Jell-O dinosaurs at my place soon, just gotta finish building the molds and the 50,000 cubic foot refrigerator. Any flavor preference?

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Rating: +1 (+1/-0) | 2007-03-13 08:58:19
SusanParrish
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Green, lol!

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Rating: +1 (+1/-0) | 2007-03-12 18:51:53
1basque1
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I just want that level of enjoyment....water????

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Rating: +1 (+1/-0) | 2007-03-13 01:24:29
ETproductions
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Water is capable of ANYTHING. Who else could hand carve the Grand Canyon?

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Rating: +0 (+0/-0) | 2007-03-13 04:33:26
ind06
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It's true, water is quite a sculptor, and on a grand scale!

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Rating: +1 (+1/-0) | 2007-03-13 19:32:14
BronxBomber
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Can't customers bring they're own bottled water???

( maybe they can just "pool" they're resources )

;-)

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