Humor – "I'm very lucky that my husband is so experienced in foreign affairs," she added, "as well as domestic. And he's doing his bit to stop the spread of AIDS. He told me that he demonstrates the use of condoms when he travels."
"The top 5% of earners pay 95% of all income tax collect by the government," she said, "and they helped pay for all the railroads, highways, bridges, schools and hospitals throughout this great country." Hee hee hee....
indy06 ~ where do you find this stuff? I always know I'm gonna be having a good laugh when I check out your stories.
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ind06knowsitall.com does not like to reveal its secrets, but, in the interest of full disclosure has released this official answer: "Most stories posted by ind06 are found on lonely, wind-swept, werewolf haunted Scottish moors." :) A warning has been issued by Scotland that tourists should please stay off the moors or anything "moorish" or "moory". thank you.
Hillary Clinton gets more silly by the day that sometimes she doesn't realize what she is saying. If there is one thing Bill Clinton was good at as President is he always wore a condom when having sex with all those women he introduced us to while Hillary sat in the adjoining room listening but as she says never knowing was Billy was doing with those women. Yes he does have experience at teaching other how to put one on. I wonder if he is still demonstrating how to do it visually and personally as he travels around the world. It has being reported he has a woman at every port and uses them much like he always has. So as Hillary says he would be a great Ambassador for the world teaching others how to put on and wear a CONDOM.
Lets also remember that the person who wants to be President also had trouble knowing what "IS" is but she claims to have a handle on foreign affairs. Hell the last time these two were in the White House they screwed up so badly on Foreign Affairs we got 9-11 out of it. And they want another chance to give us ANOTHER 9-11. I don't think so.
I have heard it through the grapevine that Bill wants Dan Rostenkowski, Democratic felon from illinois and convicted, to head the office of Supreme Court Justice upon the earliest vacancy. If no vacancy occurs during Hillaries tenure he will have Dan make an opening. If caught, not a problem he will pardon him again.
I should add, with Hillaries approval. She is such a follower and advocate for Bill!! I mean really, if I knew my spouse was getting head from another there is no way in hell I would be with that person. But here we are talking about Power and elitism, this defines Hillary. Her husband Bill could covert with lesbians and she would relish her role as enabler.
Clintons and Bushs are abnoxious personified.
Don't confuse an over active sex drive and tolerant spouse versus what Bust has done Nelson, one has no desire to hurt anyone, the other no desire to help anyone but his cronies.
would you not choose a bordello over the hole in the wall gang any day?
Jaydee40 - At the end of my post is say, "Clintons and Bushs are abnoxious personified". So where do I take one side in the issue you aver?
Now I did not go into all Clintons wrongs, besides the sexual events but the pardons Bill promoted were but one of his many corrupt acts. Bush goes without saying.
You betray a small-town world-view, Nelson. Guess "cavorting with lesbians" is an outer-limit of acceptability/respectability for you, right?
By the way, I'd run the spell-check before I post, if I were you.
Yes I should check every word before I rant. My goal in life is perfection and my aspirations is to be like you.
Now this post was satire and I do not disavow "Lesbianism", its your choice and not mine. To be truthful I am a typical male and would enjoy the view but when it comes to male homosexuality I am quite the prude and would throw up upon viewing. So I guess I do have guidelines but lesbianism is not one of them. I was posting in jest but serious concerning the corrupt Clintons. I question whether you were offended by my remarks concerning Lesbians or you a follower of Hillary?
This is really funny! Anything to do with Hillary, Bill and the exercise of his genitals is always going to make Hillary look like an idiot for not knowing what Bill and the one eyed man are up to.
I just heard Carl Bernstein will be releasing a book soon about Hillary and her penchant for telling lies. Everything about Hillary is a lie, including her life history, her law practice, her marriage to the First Penis and her Senate service. I cannot wait for the libs to launch the spin machine to wash this new book down the drain. You can bet Hillary has a battery of snopes digging into Bernstein like an Alabama tick on steroids. Poor Bernstein, he is about to find out he is Jewish and naked.
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I hear he has some on the job experience with this sort of thing.
And Libsuck has VAST experience at sucking Libs!!!
Uh oh.
As far as the use of condoms is concerned....too bad George Senior and Barbara didn't use one. There would be no need for a "war on terror" and thousands of innocent people, U.S. soldiers, and others would have been spared death. .....All for lack of a sixty cent piece of latex.
Oh really? You mean if Bush hadn't have been born Saddam Hussein wouldn't have continued killing his countrymen at a unbelievable rate. And his two wonderful sons would have quit murdering and raping?? I don't think so. And I guess the twin towers would still be standing
As far as knowing about affairs, foreign or otherwise, Slick Willy is your man. He has it down to a science. As far as condoms go, if he had been wearing one there wouldn't have been that little stain on the chubby one's blue dress.
Didn't we elect him to help US?
I know one thing..LOUISIANA DID..
BAGDAD didn't!! So why is he rebuilding Iraq and abandoning America? Do you know he's doing that?
By the way, while you are still obsessing with Bill
Clinton's personal life from 1994, the country is going to
Hell..
WAKE UP AND HELP!! Will you???
YOU ARE IN THE SAD MINORITY!
Come on out and join us@!! or at least have the dignity to get the hell out of our way, we have work to do (undo).
Try to remember who you are answering. One of about 10 remaining people in this country who still think Iraq caused 9/11.
Little Dubbya was so forlorn
he wished he had never been born
his wish would come true
if his dad only knew
that the end of the rubber was torn
TEECH-
Back then it was a nickel!!!