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Posted by: Radiofreeeuropa 1 year, 2 months ago

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As an equal opportunity destroyer (of myths) I submit agnostic articles frequently. Seldom do you see sites debunking Islam. This is one that does it with humor. As with most humor, some will find it a bit offensive. Please lighten up and laugh which is the intent here.

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    Radiofreeeuropa1 year, 2 months ago

    Look understand that I'm not against Islam in particular. I treat all belief systems with equal skepticism. And anyone who can't take a little poke of fun once in a while is really sad.

    I think this is funny and makes a point.

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      foksipayne1 year, 2 months ago

      I agree! Everyone thinks the "other religions" are wrong. This is a good way of pointing out the fact. Anyone who doesn't find this even a little funny must be kissin' Al's a**!

      ;)

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      AntiNeoCon1 year, 2 months ago

      Funny, thanks for posting.

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      canadianrancher571 year, 2 months ago

      Not bad got a few chuckles out of this, must admit it applies to others as well, hopefully not my beliefs.lol

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        lvrofwolves1 year, 2 months ago

        God! (no pun intended) I LOVED that!!! LOL thanks for the post Radiofreeeuropa :-)

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        Radiofreeeuropa1 year, 2 months ago

        That's the spirit!

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          Shadowolf1 year, 2 months ago

          Anyone who can't take a joke should avoid humor threads.

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          Radiofreeeuropa1 year, 2 months ago

          Al is Allah.

          Moe is Mohammad, etc.

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          BronxBomber1 year, 2 months ago

          Sounds like this "Al" or 'Moe' whoever he is, has been taking a rectal lesson from the WWE's CEO Vince McMahon with this: 'Kiss my @$$'club.'

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            MacR1 year, 2 months ago

            Man did you see Raw Monday night? Too bad it was a script. I would have really love to seen Vince in that explosion. That man, if you ever meet him, has one of the largest feckin ego in the world. Makes Trump look like Rosie and I mean that for real. I have worked 10 Raw shows and 15 Smackdown. And Vince is an A$$hole, nothing else fits the bill for a bad name for him.

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          lfergie8121 year, 2 months ago

          Forget about Islam. Substitute

          Bush for Al

          Rove for Jawaid

          Condi for Mariam and

          Cheney for Moe

          and the whole story comes into prospective.

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            Shadowolf1 year, 2 months ago

            As usual you blew the bullseye right out of the target...remind me not to throw darts with you....those ricochets must be murder...

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          2sidestoeverything1 year, 2 months ago

          LOL! funny

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            Shadowolf1 year, 2 months ago

            When I worked as a security guard I got tired of being awakened by missionaries at 8 AM when I got to bed by 5AM...

            So I got some chalk, a neighbors kid, a bucket of red paint,a spool of yellow tape,and a box of religious papers and tracts...made a outline of the kid,(Who made a bunch more around the neighborhood...)on my front walk, spattered red paint all over, and scattered the papers throughout the shrubbery, and strung up the tape...

            The next day I was awakened by a cop and my landlord, both of whom were laughing so hard they could barely stand...the cop wanted to confirm that nobody actually died, and asked "Couldn't you just put up a sign???"

            The land lord wanted me to clean it up in a few days...

            No more wakeups!!!

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              Radiofreeeuropa1 year, 2 months ago

              Now that's a solution!

              I let them in a couple times, let em' spiel then I told 'em about string theory and they stopped coming back, they wear garlic around their pencil necks when they walk down my street.

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              ETproductions1 year, 2 months ago

              There is one thing I can say in total confidence about religion. Of all those that say that their take is the ONLY way to an afterlife, no more than 1 can be right. And I think it more likely that none of them are.

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                elel1 year, 2 months ago

                Well, Et, from my experience most religions all share the same stories, just written a bit differently, so never understood how some of them could think they were more correct over the others. And hey! Don't they all believe in the same god?

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              Radiofreeeuropa1 year, 2 months ago

              Hear! Hear!

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                scriblerus11 year, 2 months ago

                This is only superficially about Islam, and it dramatizes the worst aspects of any religion, where most of the "believers" are "believers" for the wrong reasons. BTW, please note that the word "Allah" (Al) sounds quite a lot like one of the Christian God's names in the Old Testament: "Elohim." The terms are etymologically related probably because Judaism, Islam, and Christianity are also closely etymologically connected.

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                  Radiofreeeuropa1 year, 2 months ago

                  Ironic as it seems with all the killing over it,

                  yes indeed, they are all branches on the same tree.

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                    Radiofreeeuropa1 year, 2 months ago

                    My imaginary friend can beat up your imaginary friend.

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                      foksipayne1 year, 2 months ago

                      In the words of the great Metallica

                      "you know it's sad but true"

                      (because Metallica is right)

                      ;)

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                      mcgrievysr1 year, 2 months ago

                      Al can kiss my ass. :-)

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                        elel1 year, 2 months ago

                        "Eat right"? What if you are a right armed amputee? What if you have a neck injury that only allows you to look to the left? What happens if while your eating your wiener in the bun, the bun crumbles and your left with a bunless wiener in your hand or mouth? Could go hungry I'm thinking :)

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