Bush Declares Lindsay Lohan Federal Disaster Area »
Posted By capnews 1 year, 3 months ago in HumorBush's declaration makes people in Los Angeles eligible for rehab, counseling and other programs to help them recover from Lohan-related damage.
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libsRfunny1 year, 3 months ago
I heard they spirited Paris off to a secret prison, water-boarded her, and she asked if they knew any other "water sports." They determined she had no significant information.
Perhaps Lohan will be next.
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Charlson1 year, 3 months ago
hilarious...I've come to the conclusion that every generation has their bozos. Lohan and Bush are respresentatives for each of their respective generations. Lohan is yet to prove if she's even up to Bush's standards. So far, she has only hurt a few people and herself while Bush has hurt far more and is undeterred in continuing his insanity.
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foksipayne1 year, 3 months ago
Come on, this is supposed to be funny.
A place to get away from the crap we already know...
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foksipayne1 year, 3 months ago
I guess Bush fails again with so many disasters like L.L. left unclaimed!
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toph19731 year, 3 months ago
Oh no. Imagine what a disaster this will be when FEMA arrives.
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itsme21 year, 3 months ago
"Otherwise we're headed for a disaster of Tara Reid proportions." LOL that is too funny!
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PCleary1 year, 3 months ago
Is this really what the President is using his time for with all the other problems that he and others have caused. I think Mr. President needs to spend more time concentrating on real important issues that effect us normal everyday citizens rather than worrying about Hollywood celebs who don't live in the real world. Now I know why this country is going into the crapper, too much fantasy, not enough reality.
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ETproductions1 year, 3 months ago
Hey, how about adding her to the EPA Superfund Toxic Waist Site list. With all that stuff she's been ingesting, she can't possible be detoxed by a regular rehab program.
http://www.epa.gov/superfund/index.htm
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poolshooter41 year, 3 months ago
you gotta lot of nerve Dubyaat least she reconized and ADMITTED she had a problem. After all these years you're still in DENIAL about your cocaine and alcohol addiction!
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poolshooter41 year, 3 months ago
you gotta lot of nerve Dubya at least she reconized and ADMITTED she had a problem. After all these years you're still in DENIAL about your cocaine and alcohol addiction!
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