Satire: Hooker Refuses To Take More Sex As Payment »
Posted By ind06 1 year, 2 months ago in HumorTHE ONION RADIO NEWS with Doyle Redland reporting - After settling on a flat rate of $150, professional prostitute Chrissy DeMilo has refused Dennis Lambert's offer to pay for his seven minutes of sexual intercourse with more sex.
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sumptuousdigs1 year, 2 months ago
HankiPanki. .. When I get up off the floor, I'll try to explain it. LOL
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Mr-opinion1 year, 2 months ago
Now if we could only get my local gastation to work that way --- I'l pay them for my tank of gas by coming back tomorrow to take more gas of their hand - I mean they got to empty that tank somehow, don't they
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humemacdonald1 year, 2 months ago
Yeah that is what I was thinking too- darn that moral upbringing.
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zplan1 year, 2 months ago
What ever happened to haggling? She sets a price, he goes lower,etc. etc.
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sumptuousdigs1 year, 2 months ago
Better offers?
She offered her honor.
He honored her offer.
Then all night long,
it was honor and offer.
anonymous
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Shadowolf1 year, 2 months ago
A fussy old gay in Khartoum;
found a lesbian bunked in his room.
They argued for nights,
over who had the rights,
to do what and with which and to whom!!!
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Mr-opinion1 year, 2 months ago
Man, and I had my companions comments go to my head, but I never thought I was THAAAAAT GOOOOOD
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