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McCain Puts Straight Talk Express On eBay

Humor – Bus Was Target of Sarcastic Headlines - In what political observers are calling an ominous sign for his cash-starved White House bid, Republican presidential hopeful Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) today posted his campaign bus, The Straight Talk Express, on the Internet auction site eBay.

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Man, and I still hadn't used: "Straight Talk Express Refuses To Brake At Deer Crossing" and "McCain Pushes For Alternative Votes, Renames Bus Gay Talk Express" and "Straight Talk Express asks voters To Get Out And Push" Dang!

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lol- thanks ind06...

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You're welcome, STONERS. :)

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McCain will also throw in his credibility, free of charge, if you use PayPal.

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I'm not buying ANYTHING that McCain is selling unless it comes with PayPal buyer protection.

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If he'd called it FURTHUR he might at least have managed to get some old hippies on board and benefited from some new visions.

Probably wouldn't have got much help with pushing though from that aged crowd..

OTOH with the segway he'll get lots of traction for his downhill path.

I guess its not a good time for a military hero to try to ride the coattails of brave military endeavour.

SORRY ind! I didn't mean to get serious on you. Just forgpt for a moment that this was meant to be a moment of respite from the real world..

Let me see what I can find in the medicine chest and I may return a bit more laid back.

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Just have some tea.........

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I'll pass on the straight talk....but I will go for another glass of that SWEEEET TEA !!!

Would you like a Brownie ?

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I'll be right there....

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Couldn't find the brownie jar, alas, but a glass of wine and a little romp hit the spot!

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I ain't pushin' no stinkin' bus. Get that straight.

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Me neither!! I hopped off that bus and took the Barack-O-Cab awhile ago. Hell I'd even ride the Hillary-Tilt-A-Wheel (it makes me puke!) before I'd push that stupid run down bus of McCain's.

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I will split cab fair with you, lol!

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I know a carnie by the Kucinich, we may be able to get a free ride...

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Anyone care to pile into Mike Gravel's "Flivver O' Fortitude"??

That cat's got moxie!

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ind06,

Thanks for this valuable info!

For a long while I yearned for that bus, but I was told by the "liberal media" it went down a cliff while making a sharp right turn in Virginia when McCain was on the way to meet good old Pat Robertson and he just escaped with minor injuries to his credibility, but the bus was a total loss!

That tells you not to trust the "left-wing liberal media"!

Boy, now I can bid on that "Dream on wheels". If it still has wheels, I will put in my bid!

What is the starting bid, $5.00?

LOLOLOLOL!

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The REASON this Jalopy is so friggin' cheap,is that McCain was unable to face the CLOSET...the one that holds the shreds of his credibility,the shattered shards of his self respect, and an unholy sh!t-load of brownie wrappers and British Cold tea bottles!!!

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Thanks indy i needed a laugh!!!

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"Elsewhere, President Bush said that his successful colonoscopy was "proof that invasions work."

& that's where he does his thinking...in hindsight.

Must've been a successful brain surgery.

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BB,

I didn't know his brain was in that part of his anatomy!

That explains a lot of things, like his passing gas at will. (Actually a new idea coming out with force!)

lol!

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How about renaming the Straight Talk Express to the "3:10 to Yuma"?

http://politics.propeller.com/story/2008/03/01/...

McCain is not only skating on thin funding ice, but moreover thin legal ice. According to his own campaign team, he may have already broken the same federal election law he helped write.

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