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Posted by: jaern 1 year ago

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Here's a fun song for all those Moms who have felt like singing this or to all those kids who have had this song sung to them.

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    BronxBomber1 year ago

    Poor moms! What they go through with us bratty kids!LMAO!

    Thanks! jaern!

    =oD

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    1basque11 year ago

    OMGawd...that sounds like me !!! Scary

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      uncle-dave1 year ago

      Did I miss the part where she said "I hope when you get married that you have children JUST LIKE YOU"! Or did she not go there?

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        splitrch1 year ago

        When my first child was born my Mother told me she loved me and she hoped (or was it "prayed") that when he was 16 he would do everything to me that I did to her.

        My response was "I thought you said you loved me".

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      jaern1 year ago

      I'm always saying "This didn't come out of MY gene pool" and then look at my husband. But I would never say that in ear shot of my own mother! :o)

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        natashas1 year ago

        My version sounds more like heavy metal. This is so much better, lol!

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          Amazing11 year ago

          Sounds just like my mother. Sounds just like me. Except she missed the part about "don't run, you'll fall down and break something." or.."I wouldn't do that if I were you." And you have to use the middle name. Middle names mean big trouble.

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            not2needy1 year ago

            Us poor Moms, we are so misunderstood, LOL!

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              jaern1 year ago

              And why is that? Because I said so! lol

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              splitrch1 year ago

              Very funny. I think my Mom used some of that stuff on me when I was a kid.

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                Shadowolf1 year ago

                So did William Tells Mom...

                Which is why he snuck off so much to play with his crossbow...

                Which is sometimes how Legends are born!!!

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                  gamahuche1 year ago

                  Thanks BB - judging by the commments it sounds like it would be unwise to risk playing it right now with a sleeping household in ear-shot.. Maybe if the dogs could be sufficiently muzzled.. Nah, it ain't worth the risk. Later!

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                    TOtheMOON1 year ago

                    "Because I'm the mom!" Need we say more....

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                      makemesmile1 year ago

                      momsense??? is it a word ?? , saying this word make me smile :-) . Thanks for sharing jaern

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                        Jaydee401 year ago

                        Thanks for the laugh, we really needed it today. Just had to pick up our 18 year old drunk daughter at 6:00 this morning, I think I heard my wife use every line there today. BTW listened to classical music loudly in the car the whole way home.

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                          puffin1 year ago

                          Hey. As long as everyone's gettin' home safely, let's all give each other a big hug & a pat on the back.

                          ; )

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                            jaern1 year ago

                            Oh man, Jaydee.

                            All I can say is keep the faith! And when she's really hung over give her a smelly hideous chore like pooper scooping the yard! ;)

                            Water the yard first. Yes, I am a sadist!

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                            Shadowolf1 year ago

                            I gotta say though...my Dad laid down the 'Free Ride' rule...

                            If I found myself stranded without a safe driver; all I had to do was call, and he would come and get me...NO REPERCUSSIONS; never thrown in my face later!!!(For my Dad, that last was a miracle!!!)His reasoning...if I died because I was at a party, and my driver got drunk and wrecked us; he wouldn't be able to live with himself.

                            I used this ONCE.And even though I had gotten TOTALLY shtfaced

                            Dad never said a word...ever.

                            The next week,I told him what I really wanted to do on a weekend,is kick back with my best friends,(books)and a few drinks in my room.He got up and we went to the liquor store and he bought me one of those half-gallons of Capt.Morgan.

                            Though nobody rubbed my nose in it...I learned that the only place I wanted to drink was at home.

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