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Posted by: ind06 10 months, 2 weeks ago

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DAYTON, OH - According to 5-year-old Janie Wright's mean older brother, Dave, 8, if unsuitable borrowers Ken and Barbie continue to default on their high-risk subprime mortgages, it could spell the worst doll-housing crisis to hit the plastic couple since someone threw their dream home's roof out a window.

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BronxBomber10 months, 2 weeks ago

Couldn't Ken and Barbie look into they're monopoly money via 401k to pay they're mortgage?
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ind0610 months, 2 weeks ago

Uncle Dave! I certainly hope you're treating your little sister better these days!
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  STONERS10 months, 2 weeks ago
  
  lol- thanks ind06...
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    ind0610 months, 2 weeks ago
    
    You're welcome, STONERS :)
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uncle-dave10 months, 2 weeks ago

Just because our names are the same that doesn't mean that this story is in anyway related to me and my OLDER sister. Besides that when we were kids Barbie didn't even exist. My sister's only doll was carved from solid rock and didn't have any hair.
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ETproductions10 months, 2 weeks ago

THe mean older brother is a sub-prime lender I'll bet.
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natashas10 months, 2 weeks ago

Very funny!
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  ind0610 months, 2 weeks ago
  
  :)
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2sidestoeverything10 months, 2 weeks ago

Little sister has hired two high powered lawyers to help Ken and Barbie they are know as Mom and Dad. LOL! :~}
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  ind0610 months, 2 weeks ago
  
  Well, no wonder she keeps getting her doll house roof thrown out the window if she's hiring some mom and pop legal firm!
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itsme210 months, 2 weeks ago

I sure hope Ken & Barbie dont loose thier car too!!!
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SAAB769910 months, 2 weeks ago

Maybe they could hook up with GI Joe and get a low
interest VA loan....
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  ind0610 months, 2 weeks ago
  
  LOL!
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icono110 months, 2 weeks ago

Ken really ought to come clean about loosing all the $ in Vegas at the crap tables then pawning their house to cover his debt(s).
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