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Style Replaces Substance
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Style Replaces Substance

Humor – THE ONION RADIO NEWS: With Doyle Redland reporting - Style officially replaced substance today, tipping the artistic balance of power from deep meaningful expression to glossy superficial artifice.

Tags: SATIRE, Meanwhile, Form Will, No Longer, Follow Function

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In a related event, polka dots have officially been determined to be the new black.

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Also, down is up.

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Fashion victims everywhere are thrilled.

I am celebrating this new change wearing a plaid shirt as the new silk.

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I guess this means the paisley leisure suit will not be making a come back.

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Oh no! This had to happen just when I've gotten rid of my high button shoes!

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John Travolta is behind this!

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The truth is in underground circles this has been going on for years! And John Travolta is now the former president the current one is ...ARGHHHH

(please help im in a dark room someone find me!)

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Sorry Itsme2. Hit the wrong button.

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Its ok ill get you back! LOL

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I deserve it. /hangs head in shame/

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still, nothin' aint like it was.

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I think many of my posts prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that style reigns supreme over substance!... Oh, yeah, they don't have any style either...

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Well I think style is easier to manage because if you have substance that means you mean what you mean and you think and say what you mean and you will stand up and be counted for meaning what you mean.... and that is no mean feat. With style you just slap on the look and or cosmetic attitude and pretend to mean what you mean until asked what you mean then you can change what you thought you would mean to suit what you think the other person would mean.

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Dude I mean it; don't loose the Burbon with the sweaty oranges mixed in and turn the freakin' lights back on! Poser!

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I am so handsome.

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& so modest...

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How about black polka dot dresses? Just so it's from J.Crew.

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