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Huckabee Vows To Ditch Last Name If Elected
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Huckabee Vows To Ditch Last Name If Elected

Humor – Huckabee brushed off the concerns of his fellow Republicans and made the announcement at the annual "Lock Up The Gays" rally in Central Park.

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bahhhh funny!

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...he might have better luck if he ditched himself...

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I laugh at Motherf**k Huck, but the cons and the religious right think he's the second coming.

At least I know he's not the anti-Christ, cuz that guy's already in the White House.

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Huckabee should change his name to the ad he promotes now on T.V. "Jesus says vote for me". The illuminated cross is then enshrined behind him, always.

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A great move would be for him to change his name from Huckabee to Huckster, at least that way no one could doubt his honesty.

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If you play the spot backwards it says, 'Paul is dead. Paul is dead."

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He should go with Mike Steel.

At least when he got us into a war with Iran, I'd feel comfortable saying, "Well, we elected President Steel. Our options were severely limited."

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Bush light.

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Be careful,I used to call Clinton an Arkansas Goober before he got elected.

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I choose salty snacks!

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Of course somewhere,someone believes that this is a

legitimate news story.

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As a repbulican who once lived in Arkansas, where education is not a feature, I would suggest that you could not find a more unqualified candidate. His last name describes his qualifications. The really sad thing is that I would vote for Clinton rather than the "Huckster."

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You? Of all people to have the chutzpah to say anything to anyone about negging without commenting...amazing

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A spokesperson for Huckabee's campaign said the candidate had originally toyed with adding his middle name as opposed to dropping his last name. http://opendirectorys.info

However, while that would have secured every state south of the Mason-Dixon line, political analysts said it also would have had a detrimental effect.

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The other Republican candidates have criticized Huckabee for flip-flopping on his own heritage, with Rudy Giuliani noting that where he comes from, changing a last name "means going against the family, and you never go against the family.

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