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Bush Gets a Weed Wacker for Christmas

Humor – Imagine looking under the Christmas tree and finding a weed wacker. That's what President Bush received from his staff at the White House's holiday staff party.

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I don't know quite how to take this one. I stuck it in the humor channel, but the story is legit.

I guess you would wonder what to get the pres, but a weed wacker???? Smacks of a redneck if I ever heard one.

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He has a ranch, lots of weeds? Maybe they figure he'll do lots of weed whacking? LOL, odd but functional gift I guess?

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I figure that, but I was a little surprised. Oh well, no harm in poking a little fun I guess.

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Maybe his weed whacker broke? When you have a ranch or a farm, equipment is important. I was given a chainsaw one year for my birthday and a 16 ft galvinized gate for mothers another year. Since we had cattle, we needed a gate. We also had trees that needed cutting. It worked for me! I guess that that is just the country girl in me!

Good story, thanks rockman.

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I guess the functional gifts are the ones that are most remembered, since you are constantly reminded of the person(s). I just thought it odd for the staff to pool for a weed wacker. Oh well.

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He is always cutting brush on the ranch, so a weed whacker is good. I bet it is 100 better then the weed whacker in my garage too.

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From the description, it is a riding one, so I suspect it takes a V-6 and can remove small saplings and holly bushes.

But seriously, I'm sure it's better than mine as well.

Perks of being the pres...

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Maybe they wanted a paper shredder but Washington area stores were sold out? Maybe they thought a weed whacker was the next best thing?

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LOL! That's good!

I bet Congress has a corner on the DC paper shredders.

Or maybe the FBI does federal probes into who is buying shredders, so they wanted to keep a low profile...

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First week he should whack is himself.

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N2n, that is uncool. Similar thoughts had also crossed my mind, but I prefer to be PG rated on this one.

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Wouldn't a little Roundup in his coffee be more effective?

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