R.J. Reynolds disputes the finding saying their own study shows smokers are no more likely to be eaten than non-smokers who work around hungry or ill-tempered dragons.

BB went to the Doctor. The Doctor asked him if he smoked after sex. BB replied, "I never looked"!

Yeah. That must be why the guys with wives that smoke are moving into the neighborhoods with Dragons, holes and bee hives.

Maybe thats why my neighbor keeps telling his wife he likes the beehive hairdoo she has. I noticed hinm coming home with cartons of cigarettes. LOL

Does this mean that tobacco chewers are more likely to be eaten by hoards of marauding grasshoppers?

Uncle Dave should test the chewing tobacco theory. He made me watch Freaks. He should be punished by marauding grasshoppers for scaring me.

A friend once asked if I smoke after sex. To tell the truth, I never looked to see.

It's true, I do have an "oaky richness," as the article suggests.

I might be more likely to be eaten by dragons, but since I started smoking, I get far fewer mosquito bites.

Hey Blackbeard, let's stop for a couple of 'cold ones' after work.

dragons are strange creatures, don't they like fresh, non toxic meat??

Dragons, bah! I fear no Dragon. I once killed a red dragon with a dagger made made b the elves of Gondolin. Of course, I was invisible at the time, a benefit of my magic ring that I found in the mines of Moiria. Ahhh, Moiria, what a enigmatic place, beautiful and deadly and filled with the mysteries of the ancient dwarves... but I digress.

So this red dragon, Smaug the terrible, was quite arrogant and narcissistic. He knew I was present due to the smell of my pipe smoke, and he hungered for it. When I failed to demonstrate fear as his pray normally do (due to my invisibility) he attempted to intimidate me by showing his powerful body. What he did not know is that he was exposing a weakness in his body scales on his belly.

Which is when I killed him and stubbed a cigarette out on his face.

ANYONE WHO BELCHES FIRE SHOULD LIKE THE SMELL OF SMOKE