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Paris Hilton Screws Ron Paul
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Paris Hilton Screws Ron Paul

Humor – PARIS, FRANCE - The Paris Hilton hotel admitted today that it had screwed Congressman Ron Paul out of double-dipper frequent flyer miles by neglecting to properly process the bonus points to the congressman's credit card.

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Rating: +16 (+16/-0) | 2008-01-17 01:56:45
ind06
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Misleading title? Why, I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about!

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Rating: +3 (+3/-0) | 2008-01-18 00:16:35
ETproductions
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Well I for one am glad to hear about the way Ron Paul was cheated. I'm in France right now and was planning to find some way to get into Paris Hilton, but this warning is enough for me. Can't risk the double-dipper on my my frequent flyer miles. I might loose my Mile High Club membership if that happened, because double dipping is the next level for me.

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Rating: +11 (+11/-0) | 2008-01-17 02:03:25
ameliog
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It works either way

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Rating: +12 (+12/-0) | 2008-01-17 02:56:49
cowboygrandpa
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None the less, Ron Paul said he would be back. He wanted what they took from him.

He was going to take care of that Paris Hilton one way or another. "After all he said I'm a poltician I'm used to doing the screwing. Not getting screwed."

Thanks ind06

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Rating: +5 (+5/-0) | 2008-01-17 17:31:20
ind06
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You're welcome cowboygrandpa :)

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Rating: +3 (+3/-0) | 2008-01-17 19:39:51
Teech
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Jeeez, I hope he wore a condom....or two!

Either way, I won't believe it until I see the video.

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Rating: +10 (+10/-0) | 2008-01-17 05:21:54
Rinty
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The Paris Hilton is pretty skanky. I'm sure a lot of people have come and gone over the years though.

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Rating: +10 (+10/-0) | 2008-01-17 14:20:43
BronxBomber
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...But eventually, she grows on you ....like a herpes wart.

She's still a sex object though....except she when wants sex.....you object!

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Rating: +8 (+8/-0) | 2008-01-17 07:04:31
natashas
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For the first time, I actually feel sorry for the Republican party.

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Rating: +11 (+11/-0) | 2008-01-17 08:02:01
rightfromwrong
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we all know what Paris is capable of!!!!

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Rating: +10 (+10/-0) | 2008-01-17 09:44:05
Uncle Dave
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What happens in Paris stays in Paris........EEEWWWWWWW!!!

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Rating: +10 (+10/-0) | 2008-01-17 14:21:45
BronxBomber
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The "City of Lights" gets a blackout!

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Rating: +11 (+11/-0) | 2008-01-17 13:16:57
MisterX
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And I'll bet he didn't even get a senior citizens discount!

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Rating: +11 (+11/-0) | 2008-01-17 14:22:22
BronxBomber
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AARP wouldn't approve...

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Rating: +7 (+7/-0) | 2008-01-17 14:06:22
itsme2
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I just ate people!!!

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Rating: +4 (+4/-0) | 2008-01-17 21:40:17
Uncle Dave
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Cannibal!

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Rating: +4 (+4/-0) | 2008-01-17 23:32:32
BronxBomber
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Does it taste like chicken?

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Rating: +2 (+2/-0) | 2008-01-18 13:06:00
itsme2
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OK OK I get it I missed a comma!

I still need to stop coming in here after lunch!

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Rating: +7 (+7/-0) | 2008-01-17 14:44:47
abntv
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This is down right unconstitutional

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Rating: +7 (+7/-0) | 2008-01-17 16:23:09
Sludge-Guzzler
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"It was sleazy and smelled like hell!" Are we still talking about the hotel? Or........

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Rating: +2 (+2/-0) | 2008-01-17 19:40:41
Teech
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Or......her socks?

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Rating: +4 (+4/-0) | 2008-01-17 19:33:25
chevydog
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For a little while I thought that it meant the female version of Paris Hilton. That would have been something--paparazzi meet politician.

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Rating: +6 (+6/-0) | 2008-01-17 20:54:12
BronxBomber
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(applying the 'Vulcan mind meld')..."you will forget"....

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