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President Bush Accidentally Signs Cast Into Law
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President Bush Accidentally Signs Cast Into Law

Humor – THE ONION RADIO NEWS: With Doyle Redland reporting - A Plaster cast already signed by majorities in the House and Senate was mistakenly signed into law today by President Bush.

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The entire nation now finds itself under Federal orders to "get well soon" or suffer incarceration and possible torture from which the nation will, once again, be Federally mandated to "get well soon".

Justice Department lawyers are currently in deliberation over the exact length of time contained in a "soon".

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Senator John McCain thinks "soon" is about 100yrs., give or take a decade or two.

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Question is...was he plastered???

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'Cast'ing doubts Shad?

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Could've been a dried out horse penis, the little moron wouldn't know the difference.

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I'm looking for the naked ladies breasts signed into law. I want to make sure that law is upheld. LOL

Good one ind06

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Or at least supported firmly! :)

Thanks cowboygrandpa.

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LMAO

I'll support the law completely. I'm all for naked breasts.

I'll do all I can to get to them in hand. LOL

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Ladie's breast's??? Now that's just TWO much!

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It's hard to keep abreast of all the shenanigans in Washington D.C.!

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Some things yah have to get off yer chest.... (or better yet HER chest)

:o)

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In Ontario Canada it is the law that ladies can be in public places with naked breasts. It was decided that it was against the charter of rights and freedoms to make ladies cover themselves when men do not have to. This all came about because a young lady was arrested for indecent exposure. She spent a year or two fighting it and won. The laws were changed.

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Hey! During the last election didn't we see him signing BUSH CHENEY campaign signs?! OMG! :-O

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Oh the terror of it all. We must find them and burn them!!!! LOL

:~)

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Bush and Cheney?! ;-}

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I see what most of you are interested in. Yep, I'm staring at a pair in a calendar on the wall.

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Isn't it just so pathetic, that America has now bowed down to the level in which it's people constantly make fun of it's President? I know it is not the peoples fault, but the idiotic President who always acts that way. Vote for me, and I am sure you won't think of me as an idiot, but a benefactor who embarks on a journey to recover America to it's PRE-BUSH years.

BUCKHEADD FOR PRESIDENT 2008!

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Are you gonna keep doing this till November dude?

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Great scott!!!!!!

ese individuo es el freaking loco.

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HAHAH! That is one GOOD question!

BUCKHEADD FOR PRESIDENT 2008!

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Ranchhand, Habla con bronxbomber que buckheadd es loco???(please don't mind my spanish, im still learning it)

BUCKHEADD FOR PRESIDENT 2008!

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And I'm pretty sure its individual! NOT "individuo"!

BUCKHEADD FOR PRESIDENT 2008!

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Hey "slappy sally" "listen up!" that's like a stale bowl of corn flakes. Take that crap out of town.

Dweeb-boy.

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buckheadd es muy estupido.

>:~D

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Hey riveredalian, Eres en la playa con no agua!

:)

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Individuo is correct. Your Spanish needs lots of work. Not yet ready for public consumption. :)

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Yes I do need a lot of work. But when I am President, I am sure that I will know spanish. So ... vote me into President!

BUCKHEADD FOR PRESIDENT 2008!

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Roden si iz guzice!

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I knew it. Bush and Cheney are constipated. Being constipated fogs your mind and eye sight. I know they plus McCain belong to a group known as the "fighting whiteys".

I can just see them. Their face is red, flush and puffed up, there is sweat pouring from their head as they sit on the toliet trying to loosen up the stopage. Elax could help though

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That would be a load off they're minds hkeltsch...

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