Humor – Everything seemed to be business as usual at local heroin supplier Heroin Depot, but on Tuesday it was exposed to be a cover for a rampant underground shoe repair operation.
Kinda suspected something was up. I went in the other day for some take out and asked the guy if I smelled polish...he looked at me kinda funny and said I smelled canadian and nodded back off.
Rinty did you say polish or polish? They are two different words with two different meanings.
oops sorry...polish
Must be your Canadian accent, ay?
Stoopid accent...it happens all the time.
Hey Uncle Dave I'm trying to figure out Ind06's joke about light bulbs and polish. I think he's thinking polish not polish, but I still don't get it....any idea? I'd rather he not know about this discussion, thanks.
) I understand Rinty, You'll notice that I've put my comment in backward parenthesis so that only you will be able to read it, so here goes.
When indy says polish he is talking about POLISH not polish. You see indy types with a very heavy Oregonian Grundge accent that puts an inappropiate accendre' on the wrong syllable. Now a syllable is an uninterrupted segment of speech consisting of a center of relatively great sonority with or without one or more accompanying sounds of relatively less sonority: "Man," "eye," "strength," and "sixths" are English words of one syllable.
Are you following me so far? Good!
The problem occurs when he attempts polysyllabic words.(
)Are you still with me?
Now you hear with a Canadian accent which creates a dissonance when listening to his Oregonian Grundge accent, and that makes his jokes seem incomprehensible. This has to do with the large amount of rainfall in his area. If you fill your ears with sawdust when reading his comments that should solve the problem.
As for his joke, I don't know what the hell he was talking about! I hope this was helpful. (
But is that as shameful as having a church with a soup-kitchen in the back?
As a prepresentative for McDonald's said when tasked with this question on Friday: "There's no knowing where this is going to end up! Next thing we know they'll be giving them guns so that they can shoot their dinner. And from there its but one step to people 'taking their in-laws out for dinner' and rampant cannibalism".
We had a similar problem when I was a kid. It seems that all of our booky parlors had a barber shop operation going on in the back. You know ....... a clip joint.
You'd figure that the smell of Brylcreem, Vitalis, and Murray's Pomade would have tipped the police off.
I think the cops were on the take they'd come out of that book makers shop with shiny Pompadours, Duck's Azz, and Quiffs just reeking of greasy hair care products
Man you could get anthing in that place.......uhhh... so I was told.
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In Related News: Stock In The 'Smack City' Chain Rose Dramatically On The News Of Heroin Depot's Unmasking. Said long time Heroin Depot investor, Jim Markowitz, "If you can't trust Heroin Depot, who can you trust?"
How can you tell if a shoe repair man is lying? His lips are moving!
What a heel! ;-)
Uncle Dave, the man has no sole!
That repairman is always giving me the needle!