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WASHINGTON, D.C. - Approximately 550 mongers in the fields of war, hate, and fear mongered together at the Washington D.C. Marriott at the 34th annual mongering conference.

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ind065 months, 1 week ago

George Washington University has recently announced a new associates degree program in Mongering. "It will now be possible," said Dean of academics Richard Messer, "To earn up to a Masters Degree in the science of Mongering. George Washington University has high hopes to graduate many Master Mongers in the near future!"
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  deathray5 months, 1 week ago
  
  Aren't people who study mongering called mongerels?
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    uncle-dave5 months, 1 week ago
    
    Welcome back DR.
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    Beau78905 months, 1 week ago
    
    I thought their kids were called mongrels...
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    Spadecaller5 months, 1 week ago
    
    welcome back!
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    ind065 months, 1 week ago
    
    I'm pretty sure if it's the PLURAL you're talking about, it's mongeese.
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    BronxBomber5 months, 1 week ago
    
    Heyyyyy!DR!!! Welcome back M'man! Hope all is fine!
    =oD
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    bluetexasvalley5 months, 1 week ago
    
    (((Deathray))) XXX
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  Goppy5 months, 1 week ago
  
  I simply marvel that these headlines and stories keep appearing.
  They just keep appearing and each one is just as funny as the next.
  Its liek theres an infinite supply of humor that indy and the onion have somehow tapped into.
  I hope that seam never plays out.
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    ind065 months, 1 week ago
    
    You and me both, Goppy!
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      BronxBomber5 months, 1 week ago
      
      Oh my gosh! Goppy was good for the first two sentences!
      You go Goppy!
      :oD
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DIPPYEGGS5 months, 1 week ago

Were there any monger protesters there?
I hope not, it seems as though it was a pretty calm event.
You know how mean them mongering protesters can get or is it protesting mongerers? either way it's good to see that all was well.
PEACE

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Searchbeam5 months, 1 week ago

Good Story, Indy!
I am surprised that none of those money-mongerers from Wall Street showed up!
They are having a field day right now, mongering everyone - including Benny Bernanke of the Feds - to open the vault for
all those big name investment bankers who have been lining their pockets with hundreds of millions of dollars of "bonuses"!
Also absent were the political mongerers! None of those Swift Boaters or Sleazeball Politics purveyors were visible!
And those Depression-mongerers didn't show up either!
Something needs to be done to bring all these mainstream mongerers into the fold!
LOL!
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  Spadecaller5 months, 1 week ago
  
  Ha.
  I heard Hillary had a blast rubbing elbows with her right wing co-conspirators.
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    buckheadd5 months, 1 week ago
    
    Hey spade, I heard your a smart guy. Try to find the difference between these two pictures, and if you can, I'll be real surprised:
    http://members.home.nl/saen/Special/Zoeken.swf
    BUCKHEADD FOR PRESIDENT 2008!
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      BronxBomber5 months, 1 week ago
      
      Buckheadd has an itch to succeed... and got 'loused' up just thinking about it.
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      Candida5 months, 1 week ago
      
      buckheadd,
      I hate to be a wet blanket in a humour thread, and I know this seems like a lot of fun to you, but I've noticed that you keep posting this link in various threads. Before you do it again, please ponder the following:
      "Of those diagnosed with epilepsy, 3 - 5% are of the photosensitive type, in which seizures can be triggered by visual stimuli."
      http://www.propeller.com/viewstory/2008/03/29/h...
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        buckheadd5 months, 1 week ago
        
        I know, I've been thinking about it too. I had some warnings in the others story..
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        Spadecaller5 months, 1 week ago
        
        buckheadd:
        You should see an orthodontist and a psychiatrist; (if you know the difference).
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        uncle-dave5 months, 1 week ago
        
        Perhaps a nueroproctologist?
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        buckheadd5 months, 1 week ago
        
        Hmm, according to the circumscription, it is not possible to you can burlesque me. I am not arcane of it, but I do know that you are not rambunctious. I know you are living your senectitude ages, but please do not prevaricate! You malevolent, vindictive, rancorous, perfidious, malignant, malicious fellows, YOU shall never be magnanimous. HAH!
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        BronxBomber5 months, 1 week ago
        
        I think bucketheadd should see a proctologist to find his head.
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        buckheadd5 months, 1 week ago
        
        Bonger,
        "YOU shall never be magnanimous!"
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        uncle-dave5 months, 1 week ago
        
        I'll trade magnanimity for sanity any day!
        
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  ind065 months, 1 week ago
  
  Thank you, searchbeam :)
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    buckheadd5 months, 1 week ago
    
    np Ind06.
    BUCKHEADD FOR PRESIDENT 2008!
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      uncle-dave5 months, 1 week ago
      
      Because BUCKHEAD walks that straight line!
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkIM50O33d0
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        BronxBomber5 months, 1 week ago
        
        LMAO!!! Now that's the 'straight" dope..from the same.
        Goes to show you when bucketheadd's alone...he's in mixed company.
        =oD
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rdy2rck5 months, 1 week ago

Do warmongering conventions have groupies?LOL
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  uncle-dave5 months, 1 week ago
  
  They're at the Fish-Wh*remongering convention.
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    Beau78905 months, 1 week ago
    
    The fishmongers have groupers.
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      rdy2rck5 months, 1 week ago
      
      Being a warmonger myself I was hoping for groupies with big Hooters.LMAO
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      uncle-dave5 months, 1 week ago
      
      Guppies, I think.
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        BronxBomber5 months, 1 week ago
        
        Minnow mongerer's maybe? Hey Indy do you really mean this?
        http://afe.easia.columbia.edu/mongols/
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        ind065 months, 1 week ago
        
        No, I mean mongers, which means "seller" as in "Fish monger". There may indeed have have been Mongols who sold things, making them Mongolian mongers, and if they sold small ferret-like animals they were Mongolian mongoose mongers, and, if these Mongol mongers weren't very bright they could even have been mongoloid Mongolian mongoose mongers, or, likewise, if the not-so-bright Mongol mongers were mongering mongoose that were not pure bred they could be mongoloid Mongolian mongrel mongoose mongers.
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        bluetexasvalley5 months, 1 week ago
        
        Wonderful!
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        MajJohn5 months, 1 week ago
        
        Only if they sold their wares om "Monday"
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        truthiness5 months, 1 week ago
        
        Dude, those mongoloid Mongolian mongrel mongoose mongers are the most malodorous, malicious, bunch of unmitigated malcontents it has ever been my misfortune to meet.
        why just this March the mongers were mongering their mongeese at the mall in manhattan, and some mischievous male Mongolian mongoose monger began some mischegos about market manipulation and Maoist machiavelian intentions.
        it was silly.
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        ind065 months, 1 week ago
        
        Sounds like some malevolent malfeasance by maladapted malefactors to me.
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        truthiness5 months, 1 week ago
        
        mental masturbators those mudslinging miscreants
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        uncle-dave5 months, 1 week ago
        
        Maybe.
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chevydog5 months, 1 week ago

Run for your life!-- it's just around the corner!
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Aotearoa5 months, 1 week ago

I take it that the University will hire king george, sleezy chiny, rove, condi and other repugs to head and fill all the posts in this " warmonger/fearmongering department. Thier outstanding resume will show that they have had ample practice and had loads of experience in this discipline ( 8 years)
leve leva e malanga kae tau
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  bluetexasvalley5 months, 1 week ago
  
  Good to see you back, Aotearoa. (((Aotearoa)))
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bluetexasvalley5 months, 1 week ago

!!!BREAKING NEWS!!!
During the last meeting at the Mongering convention, one of Propellor's own was elected president for the coming year. I'll let you guess who it is. ;-)
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  BronxBomber5 months, 1 week ago
  
  Please don't me it's buckheadd!
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    BronxBomber5 months, 1 week ago
    
    "Don't tell me" I forgot to add..
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      buckheadd5 months, 1 week ago
      
      Elections aren't due till November though!
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truthiness5 months, 1 week ago

can anyone give me a ride to El Paso next weekend?
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  BronxBomber5 months, 1 week ago
  
  Ok I'll be driving buckheadd's campaign bus wearing a trout tie that smells, be sure to wear a pink carnation, and loud seersucker suit.
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    uncle-dave5 months, 1 week ago
    
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J72N3nGe6X8
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      truthiness5 months, 1 week ago
      
      umm, I have a zoot suit and one of those flowers that squirts water in your eye.. will that work.
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        uncle-dave5 months, 1 week ago
        
        Absolutely! ;-)
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        buckheadd5 months, 1 week ago
        
        BRONX!! YOUR NOT EVEN PART OF MY CAMPAIGN!
        Your just JEALOUS that I fired you! HAH!
        BUCKHEADD FOR PRESIDENT 2008!
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        truthiness5 months, 1 week ago
        
        Buckheadd is the wrong choice.. hell, he can't even spell "head" properly. is that what you want for president, someone who can't even handle proper english? (oh, uhmm...anyway)
        I, Truthiness, am hereby announcing my candidacy for Emperor, er..I mean President. I know what you want, i know what you need, and I can deliver it. I used to be a delivery driver, so I have experience delivering stuff.
        TRUTHINESS FOR PRESIDENT '08
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        BronxBomber5 months, 1 week ago
        
        Truth!!! You got my vote!!!! You dah man!!! & Bucketheadd I quit..I wasn't fired so there!
        Pffffffft!!!
        =oP
        =oD
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        buckheadd5 months, 1 week ago
        
        MWHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAH
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        buckheadd5 months, 1 week ago
        
        "Energy and persistence conquer all things."
        ~Benjamin Franklin
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uncle-dave5 months, 1 week ago

BUCKHEADD FOR PRESIDENT!
BUCKHEADD FOR PRESIDENT
I'm voting for BUCKHEADD!
Or is it BUCKETHEAD!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86DEKFissl4&feat...

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  BronxBomber5 months, 1 week ago
  
  Boy! Bucketheadd looks as wrinkled as last year's apple in that vid!
  8o0
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