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Posted by: ind06 5 months ago

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THE ONION RADIO NEWS - With Doyle Redland reporting: Staffers say the Democratic presidential candidate handled the phone call calmly and was quickly able to resolve the situation.

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ind065 months ago

Hillary later stated the incident is an example of her foreign policy expertise. "America can sleep safely, knowing if Vladimir Putin ties one on I will be able to avert an international crisis."
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gamahuche5 months ago

Haven't got to the story yet but you have my vote in your hand or wherever the heck you keep such things. [And I won't withdraw, or retract]
For DRUNKEN.
So elegant, so classy!
Drunk would seem so common - as if he'd been perhaps impounded with the common wretches - inebriated so pretententious..
Le mot juste!
As for "ties one on" that sounds like a different kettle of fish altogether and a consultation with the GBK will be necessary to unravel the implications of that.. I hope she's not imagining getting cosy with the Kremlin on any pretext - or subtext!
When I'm sufficiently recovered from my personal carousing, if I EVER get over the wenching, I'll peruse your offering thoroughly and perhaps gainsay all of the above..
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  ind065 months ago
  
  "I hope she's not imagining getting cosy with the Kremlin on any pretext - or subtext!"
  She said "ties one on" not "straps one on" :D
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    gamahuche5 months ago
    
    STRAPS one on!
    Hideous thought..
    That's going to hit the swing-votes of propellerites that's for sure..
    Maybe even put off the silly people of the right who are "tactically" voting for Hillary.
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rdy2rck5 months ago

Maybe he wanted some and pressed the wrong "call" button.
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BronxBomber5 months ago

Q.What's Bill Clinton's idea of "safe sex"?
A. Whenever Hillary's out of town.
Q.Why does Bill Clinton wear boxer shorts?
A. To keep his ankles warm.
Q.What help wanted ad did Monica Lewinsky answer?
A."Be a White House Intern and get a taste of the Presidency."
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  daducha5 months ago
  
  LMAO :-)
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chevydog5 months ago

Mr. Bill will make it fine, as long as nobody steps on his hand.
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ontherock5 months ago

He's a big fat baby.
Can't believe the amount of cash people dole out to listen to him bellow his useless nonsense!!!
America really is going down the drain!!!!
VERY FRIGHTENING!!!!!!
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BoxMonkey5 months ago

That is too funny .
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icono15 months ago

Bill likes 'The Shrimp' at 3am????!!!!!!!######
hahahahaha...
Well lumb,lumb.... I would think Hillary has had plenty of experience handling Bill's 'Shrimp' at 3 am.

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