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Posted by: ind06 4 months, 3 weeks ago

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THE ONION RADIO NEWS - With Doyle Redland reporting: Staffers say the Democratic presidential candidate handled the phone call calmly and was quickly able to resolve the situation.

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ind064 months, 3 weeks ago

Hillary later stated the incident is an example of her foreign policy expertise. "America can sleep safely, knowing if Vladimir Putin ties one on I will be able to avert an international crisis."
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gamahuche4 months, 3 weeks ago

Haven't got to the story yet but you have my vote in your hand or wherever the heck you keep such things. [And I won't withdraw, or retract]
For DRUNKEN.
So elegant, so classy!
Drunk would seem so common - as if he'd been perhaps impounded with the common wretches - inebriated so pretententious..
Le mot juste!
As for "ties one on" that sounds like a different kettle of fish altogether and a consultation with the GBK will be necessary to unravel the implications of that.. I hope she's not imagining getting cosy with the Kremlin on any pretext - or subtext!
When I'm sufficiently recovered from my personal carousing, if I EVER get over the wenching, I'll peruse your offering thoroughly and perhaps gainsay all of the above..
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  ind064 months, 3 weeks ago
  
  "I hope she's not imagining getting cosy with the Kremlin on any pretext - or subtext!"
  She said "ties one on" not "straps one on" :D
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    gamahuche4 months, 3 weeks ago
    
    STRAPS one on!
    Hideous thought..
    That's going to hit the swing-votes of propellerites that's for sure..
    Maybe even put off the silly people of the right who are "tactically" voting for Hillary.
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    eyesopen4 months, 3 weeks ago
    
    who do you think wears the strap on,,hillary or huma abiden,,ha ha
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rdy2rck4 months, 3 weeks ago

Maybe he wanted some and pressed the wrong "call" button.
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BronxBomber4 months, 3 weeks ago

Q.What's Bill Clinton's idea of "safe sex"?
A. Whenever Hillary's out of town.
Q.Why does Bill Clinton wear boxer shorts?
A. To keep his ankles warm.
Q.What help wanted ad did Monica Lewinsky answer?
A."Be a White House Intern and get a taste of the Presidency."
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  daducha4 months, 3 weeks ago
  
  LMAO :-)
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chevydog4 months, 3 weeks ago

Mr. Bill will make it fine, as long as nobody steps on his hand.
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ontherock4 months, 3 weeks ago

He's a big fat baby.
Can't believe the amount of cash people dole out to listen to him bellow his useless nonsense!!!
America really is going down the drain!!!!
VERY FRIGHTENING!!!!!!
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BoxMonkey4 months, 3 weeks ago

That is too funny .
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icono14 months, 3 weeks ago

Bill likes 'The Shrimp' at 3am????!!!!!!!######
hahahahaha...
Well lumb,lumb.... I would think Hillary has had plenty of experience handling Bill's 'Shrimp' at 3 am.

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