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Posted By ind06 5 months, 4 weeks ago in Humor
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While some in the Clinton campaign expressed concern about their candidate accepting Mr. Cheney's challenge, the idea of a hunting contest got the ringing endorsement of one member of her inner circle, former president Bill Clinton.

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    ind065 months, 4 weeks ago

    Hillary, in the spirit of friendship so characteristic of her campaign, has reached out to invite Barack Obama along.

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      berkeley5 months, 4 weeks ago

      she always was generous.

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        Blackacereturn5 months, 4 weeks ago

        Hahaha very funny, I hope she said no? After whet he did to his long term friend i wouldn't trust that man with a gun around me!

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        Beeboppin715 months, 4 weeks ago

        Great Scott!!! She should decline the invitation and cease all contact with Dick!!! Oh, and she needs to dump that loser hubby. He's trying to get her killed. That's grounds for divorce, right?

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          tehranchik5 months, 4 weeks ago

          I think she should go.

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        uncle-dave5 months, 4 weeks ago

        Ole Dead Eye Dick better watch his back if he goes into the woods with Hillary!

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          Rinty5 months, 4 weeks ago

          "Oh dear...I misfired"

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          cowboygrandpa5 months, 4 weeks ago

          Uncle Dave:

          She could always pull the I thought the safety was on routine. LOL Did Cheyney say they were hunting deer or go hunting dear? Hmmmmmmm?

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          Lincoln855 months, 3 weeks ago

          Agreed, I wouldn't take my eyes off her for a second, she is the kind to bite your eyeball out in a street fight.

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        ETproductions5 months, 4 weeks ago

        Get McCain into the trip and it might make a very interesting way to settle the whole thing. Not since Alexander Hamilton and Arron Burr have politics been decided on such a fundamental, last man standing basis.

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          Beeboppin715 months, 4 weeks ago

          Why not invite the whole congress?

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        rdy2rck5 months, 4 weeks ago

        If Bill Clinton gets a gun who'd he shoot?

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          cushi5 months, 4 weeks ago

          He's already shot one, ask Monica!

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        Goppy5 months, 4 weeks ago

        LOL!!

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          Truzseeker5 months, 4 weeks ago

          for what ... whitetail :) sorry I'm being bad, but hey its humor...right ?

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            itsme25 months, 4 weeks ago

            LOL that would be fun to watch!

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              Global_Warmer5 months, 4 weeks ago

              Hillary asked Dick if he saw he deer. Dick replied "yes." Hillary then asked "Did the deer have any doe?" Dick replied "a couple of bucks." Hillary said I'll take them after I raise the tax.

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                  bluetexasvalley5 months, 4 weeks ago

                  Ind06, whenever I go into one of your submissions, I always read the tags first. They are usually funnier than the story title. :)

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                    ind065 months, 4 weeks ago

                    Thanks, bluetexasvalley :)

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                    gmarlett5 months, 4 weeks ago

                    and I believe Dick Cheney's hunter safety record speaks for itself......Keep that safety on Dick, we don't need martyrs.

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                      THOMNH625 months, 4 weeks ago

                      can I come too

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                        JohnnyBGood2night5 months, 3 weeks ago

                        Hopefully Hillary can avoid the sniper fire and join Cheney on the hunting trip, hoping Obama will not be bitter over the favortism shown by Cheney to a woman over a black man. When this is over Michelle Obama will once again be proud of her nation, the second time since she became a adult.

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                          JohnnyBGood2night5 months, 3 weeks ago

                          Its true, Bill Clinton shot Monica Lewinski in the face and no one complained. I guess it depends on what the word "is" means.

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                            Petom15 months, 3 weeks ago

                            If Barack goes along I hope he handles a firearm better than he bowls.

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                              Lincoln855 months, 3 weeks ago

                              I hope Michelle isn't there, she has said "he has bad breath in the morning"...doesn't sound like she is a fan despite being married to him.

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                              2sidestoeverything5 months, 3 weeks ago

                              LOL enjoyed the read but enjoyed most of the post above more.

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                                SwampFox-82nd5 months, 3 weeks ago

                                Two words, Buckaroos: body armor... We all know that Cheney is really quick with his trigger squeezing.

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                                  Beeboppin715 months, 3 weeks ago

                                  Awww. C'mon! You know it's just because of his old age. He can't help that he's so shaky. Stop kickin' the ole guy while he's down.

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                                Tcaros5 months, 3 weeks ago

                                Gun Control = taking guns away from irresponsible owners

                                The VP should not be allowed to own a gun after the "accident."

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                                  SwampFox-82nd5 months, 3 weeks ago

                                  Well said, my friend! If Cheney hits the hard-stuff BEFORE he gets the chance to ruffle a few feathers, the ducks win -- Cheney has a visual problem diserning the differences between a woman in body armor, and some damned feathered goose in flight! The word "DUCK" means to get your ass as low to the ground as God will let you!

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                                    Tcaros5 months, 3 weeks ago

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