New 'Ennui Gas' Induces Dissatisfaction With Life »
Posted By ind06 5 months, 3 weeks ago in Humor"When the enemy inhales the gas, he will immediately retreat to his bedroom, lock the door, pick idly at his nails, and muse upon the similarities between fingernails and the fragility of life," Defense Secretary Robert Gates said.
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ind065 months, 3 weeks ago
The Pentagon is rumored to have a top secret "Guilt Trip Bomb" in development which makes everyone in a five mile radius feel so guilty for living they immediately commit suicide.
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chevydog5 months, 3 weeks ago
We could fill shells with old National Geographics or Russian novels. Creeping death by boredom.
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ChefEOD5 months, 3 weeks ago
OMG they've been testing that on liberals since the 60's!!! it explains so much.
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