
Humor – The fragile peace that has existed for years between the native English and Dutch communities in Britain's inner-cities exploded after a night of racial tension among youths on the front line of London's 'Little Holland'.
Well, I can't say as I blame the limey lads for getting up against the Dutch. I mean, don't lezzies have enough frustration in their lives without all these Dutch boys running around sticking their fingers into dykes in some insane belief that doing it will save them from a flood? Lord knows, if they stick that finger in there just right, it might even PRODUCE a flood.
Damn those bloody holligan Dutch for speaking perfect English in England. Bloody hxll! Who do those buggers think they are bleedin' shaggin around with here!
Don't they understand that they should keep their place and speak Spanish or Danish and keep those little dirty Dutch fingers out of certain leaking English Dykes. Save that for the Dutch Dykes.
The nerve of some immigrants.
Tea anyone?
The scones are spot on today and the Danish rolls are to die for. They are over by the Tulip vase.
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