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Democratic Race "Too Mean", Say Swiftboat Veterans
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Democratic Race "Too Mean", Say Swiftboat Veterans

Humor – The Swift Boat group, which became famous in 2004 for attacking Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry, said that they were speaking out because "the current Democratic contest is giving swiftboating a bad name."

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In related news: "Swiftboat Vets "Girly Men" Says Hillary": "They're going to need a bigger boat" crowed the Senator and Presidential hopeful who then went on to claim she could beat Barack Obama at arm wrestling any time he felt like trying her. "Look at these guns!" Mrs. Clinton cried, flexing her mighty biceps "What's he gonna do?"

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Indeed...I've heard rumors that Howard Dean is bringing back "Daisy Girl" from Lyndon Johnson's campaign...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63h_v6uf0Ao

Gotta love them Democratic attack ads...

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I had nightmares over Daisy Girl when I was about five. I mean real anxiety attack nightmares.

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That was horrible. And we still haven't learned.

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Who do you think would win in a knife fight: Daisy Girl, or Willy Horton?

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SonOfTheMask: "I've heard rumors that Howard Dean is bringing back "Daisy Girl" from Lyndon Johnson's campaign"

I don't know. It seems to me that that mushroom cloud has been appropriated by the other party.

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Hillary is not going to supplant Turd Blossom Rove without a down and dirty fight.

This should be fun to watch.

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Everybody says that the turds the word!

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That sounds like a song!

Well, either that or a soup mix, I'm not sure...

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Alphabetic Turd soup!?

OK, that explains why the politicans are always talking shxt.

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Turdle soup.

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This will be over in two weeks. She will lose the next two and that will be that about that! If she goes Neg on Obama, that will be that about that! people are tired of the Clinton's!

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Talk about dirty tricks, It is astounding how far Hillary will got to win the nomination. Enclosed is picture of Bill in Obama's bedroom. Short- sheeting their beds. Caught red handed Clinton says" I didn't sheet that bed".

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That depends on what you mean by "sheet".

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The Swiftboaters lied to stop John Kerry. They'll do anything for McWar!! They are EXTREMELY DANGEROUS for the USA

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The Swiftboaters should come to Propeller.

AG's "The Democrats must admit: Obama would lose to McCain" was knockout-drag-out.

Swiftboaters couldn't handle this group.

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They might be here.

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The Democrats are starting their own group to counter- act swift-boat group.

They will be called " Slow canoes".

FLASH ALERT" Democrats have lost the paddle, Upon Sheet creek. There will be a $7.14 reward.

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FTA:

"When you try to destroy a member of another party, that's swiftboating," said Mr. Klugian. "When you do it to a member of your own party, that's cannibalism."

This helps explain the long held belief that Democrats do taste better than Republicans.

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Funny stuff Ind06. You come up with the good ones.

Hillary is more on the order of a "great white" attack.

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Swiftboating is a nobel profession? It's repugnant, nasty, and dirty tricks at their best. You can bet they're loading the guns for whoever faces McPain!

It's about time the Dems did the same thing. They are too reserved, too refined. They need to fight just as dirty as Rove and the swiftboaters. Give 'em hell Obama!

As for Hillary, GET OUT YOU WITCH! You are making the Democrats a laughing stock! Every day you insist on staying in the race, you run the risk of the Dem's losing to another republicant!

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I'm sure Alfred Nobel would have a thing or two to say about that. ;)

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It is traditional to say, 'Aroint thee, witch!' if you want them to leave.

As an Obama supporter. I say Hilary will not leave, nor should she. This is the fire which tests the souls; of the candidates and the voters.

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I'm with you CRYMTYPHON

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But I'm in a balloon over the south pacific.

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The Democrats' Wimp Factor:

As Obama's patriotism is questioned, he's starting to look more and more like John Kerry in '04, the specter of which

is beginning to haunt the Democrats in 2008. It is the specter of wimpy campaigns past. It showed up, like Banquo's ghost, at the debate in Philadelphia, particularly when Hillary Clinton joined with ABC's George Stephanopoulos and Charlie Gibson to nip away at the edges of Barack Obama's patriotism. Between the questions about Obama's association with William Ayers, a former Weatherman, and the suspicions raised by his lack of a flag lapel pin, the likely nominee is slowly being turned into John Kerry.

Obama is being placed on the defensive, and there he's likely to stay, rendered permanently suspicious by association thanks to questions about Ayers and the "anti-American" statements of his pastor, Jeremiah Wright.

McCain doesn't need the swift-boaters. BO is swift-boating himself.

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Aint' that the truth; for sure.

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That's all window dressing. As long as McCain runs on a Republican economic platform, the Democrats will have this election in the bag. More debt, a weaker dollar, fewer jobs, and a weakening of our military is all the Republicans have offer and no amount of flag pin superficial nonsense can obscure their total and complete failure in managing this country. We're going to keep the Republican record of failure front and center 24/7. A vote for the Republicans is a vote for incompetence, corruption, and failure.

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what distortions and illogical jumps in thinking! Typical Repug BS from you, Old Hickory, or is it old bigotry!

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You question a fellow American's patriotism pretty lightly, there, Oldhickory.

Obama has no flag lapel pin?

Do you sell these obscene little tin trinkets?

Wasn't OldHickory Andrew Jackson? A mean man, but a populist in Obama's spirit, and a war hero like Kerry.

Jackson would have dumped you head first in a cider barrel if he caught you sniffing his lapels for a flag pin.

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Oh people get a sense of humor........ This stuff is funny... thanks indy!

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You're more than welcome itsme2 :)

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I am glad that lady had declines in her show after telling the audience that she doesn't support a democratic candidate.

lol

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