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78% Of Angry Teens Too Lazy To Run Away From Home
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78% Of Angry Teens Too Lazy To Run Away From Home

Humor – NOTRE DAME, IN - Researchers at the University of Notre Dame announced results of a three-year study which suggest a majority of today's teenagers who are frustrated with their home life are simply too lazy to bother with running away.

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Rating: +16 (+16/-0) | 2008-05-01 05:52:28
ind06
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In related news: "86% Of Parents 'Well Past Caring' About Whatever Their Teenager Is Dissatisfied With This Week"

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Rating: +11 (+11/-0) | 2008-05-01 09:13:09
digitalfever
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An incident before that Pirika tries to run away from resurfaces. ... How long can Anna resist the laidback and lazy but cute and goodnatured Yoh.

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Rating: +14 (+14/-0) | 2008-05-01 09:55:58
Uncle Dave
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The makers of Grand Auto Theft 4 have announced a product release for Playstation3 and Xbox360. "Screw You Mom and Dad, I'm Leaving " is due for release this summer. Now indolent youth can run away to virtual cityscape where they can enjoy the freedom from a nagging mom and an angry father. In SYMDIL they can run the streets at night, sleep in vacant house, become victims of sexual exploitation, do drugs, and have the virtual crap beat out of them by gangs of roving runaways.

They can virtually runaway from home, experience the dark side of living on the streets and be back in time for supper, without ever having to leave the comfort of their mom's couch!

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Rating: +10 (+11/-1) | 2008-05-01 11:13:02
Rinty
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Umm Uncle Dave...Grand Theft Auto

) I think one of 'those people' are here again Uncle Dave...this is fun (

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Rating: +11 (+11/-0) | 2008-05-01 16:01:30
ind06
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Sounds like a winner. Can they rise to the top of street culture and form and exploit their own "family"? Because that's where the real fun is.

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Rating: +6 (+6/-0) | 2008-05-01 23:28:46
ETproductions
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OK. It's Grand Theft Auto 4 man, not Grand Auto Theft 4! You're ruining my life with all this crap about my games!

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Rating: +4 (+4/-0) | 2008-05-02 05:07:55
Rinty
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Go to your room and wait until Uncle Dave gets home.

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Rating: +4 (+4/-0) | 2008-05-02 12:35:33
Uncle Dave
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Honey!! I'm home!!!

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Rating: +12 (+12/-0) | 2008-05-01 10:46:20
starmuscle
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87% of all statistics are made up.

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Rating: +11 (+11/-0) | 2008-05-01 15:59:45
ind06
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And 56% of that 87% are preceeded by the phrase "I always tell the truth, I am lying."

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Rating: +10 (+10/-0) | 2008-05-01 13:31:38
itsme2
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Well they sure know my neices! Im surprised they have enough get up and go to the bathroom! LOL

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Rating: +11 (+11/-0) | 2008-05-01 14:19:52
cowboygrandpa
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I'm ROTFLMAO because my kid's are starting to experience what they put me thru. So very true. Hahahahaha...

My grandson says his mom is always bugging him about cleaning his room. I told him ask her how much bugging it took from me to get her to do it? LMAO

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Rating: +4 (+4/-0) | 2008-05-02 12:04:55
Shadowolf
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Gramps,

Paybacks are fun when properly done...

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Rating: +13 (+13/-0) | 2008-05-01 16:27:56
marshx
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who ever thought laziness could lead to something good!

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Rating: +14 (+14/-0) | 2008-05-01 16:52:37
BronxBomber
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I thought so, however, my parents didn't.

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Rating: +5 (+6/-1) | 2008-05-01 17:24:40
PresidentBuckheadd
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I am glad, and bronxbomber, you will vote for me over truthiness. I see it in the future.

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Rating: +11 (+12/-1) | 2008-05-01 16:45:01
2sidestoeverything
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I was thinking about starting a half house for run away parents this sound like a good time to do it. LOL!

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Rating: +4 (+4/-0) | 2008-05-01 23:04:53
LegEagle
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Well, if that's the case, I suggest Mom and Dad should give Junior a plate full of Twinkies and a Rockstar drink and tell him to get the hell on out!

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Rating: +7 (+7/-0) | 2008-05-02 00:11:04
lovemylibs
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This would be funnier if it wasn't true.

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Rating: +2 (+2/-0) | 2008-05-02 07:50:48
farhadd
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78% Of Angry Teens Too Lazy To Run Away From Home or TOO FAT to get very far even if they tried!

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