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THE ONION RADIO NEWS - With Doyle Redland reporting: Months of research and development by a team of India's top physicists have resulted in an ambitious plan to get them the neck out of that overcrowded impoverished nuclear powder-keg.

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    ind065 months ago

    Actually, I think they just planned to call me telling me my auto insurance is about to expire twenty times a day.

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      ind065 months ago

      This sentence is an excellent example of a "misplaced modifier" and really should read thusly: 'Actually, I think they just planned to call me twenty times a day telling me my auto insurance is about to expire.'

      I hope you all learned something.

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      uncle-dave5 months ago

      Just what we need, cab drivers with PHDs

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      cowboygrandpa5 months ago

      Yes with all of the world wanting to come here. We will be over crowded and impoverished. Oh wait part of the nation already is.

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        uncle-dave5 months ago

        If Sikhs seek solace in our society, so be it!

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          ind065 months ago

          So Sikhs seek society's solace. I say "Super!Take satisfaction in the States' sprightly scintilating spirit!" Still, some Sikhs will seek stability stealing, strong-arming and slaying. Supporting such senseless Sikhs seems stupid!

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        ETproductions5 months ago

        Wow. The only way you can know a project is really top secret today is check your local radio and TV channels. If it's not on there, it's not top secret.

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          ind065 months ago

          Sssh! That's a secret!

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