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Rubik's Cube Solved With Hammer
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Rubik's Cube Solved With Hammer

Humor – THE ONION RADIO NEWS: With Doyle Redland reporting - A week-long attempt at solving the famous puzzle Rubik's Cube payed off today for local man Nelson Wendt when he ingeniously mastered the toy with a hammer.

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Rating: +11 (+12/-1) | 2008-05-12 02:05:52
ind06
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Wendt then turned his winning hammer technique on a game of poker he was playing with his brother-in-law with less successful results.

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Rating: +10 (+11/-1) | 2008-05-12 02:57:29
CactusAnnie
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Was it a silver hammer? Does he know Maxwell?

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Rating: +9 (+9/-0) | 2008-05-12 09:25:53
rdy2rck
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Perhaps MC Hammer?

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Rating: +9 (+9/-0) | 2008-05-12 09:26:56
Shadowolf
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...no Rdy...he can't touch that...

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Rating: +9 (+9/-0) | 2008-05-12 10:48:07
ind06
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MC Maxwell's Silver Hammer?

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Rating: +5 (+5/-0) | 2008-05-12 13:38:47
itsme2
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Sorry Indy I meant to hit positive,, my bad! You can get me back later!

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Rating: +5 (+5/-0) | 2008-05-12 21:24:20
ind06
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That's it! When I'm done killing myself you're really gonna get it! ;)

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Rating: +5 (+5/-0) | 2008-05-12 23:47:32
Uncle Dave
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I know JUST how you feel buddy....heh heh heh.;-)

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Rating: +10 (+10/-0) | 2008-05-12 09:03:56
Uncle Dave
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I solved mine by throwing it up against the wall. I liked that approach because I didn't have to get out of my LA-Z-BOY recliner and miss one minute of Bay Watch. Why do they call them LA-Z-BOYs....seems like a dumb name to me!

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Rating: +8 (+8/-0) | 2008-05-12 10:54:06
ind06
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There was a drive to open a satelite company to LA-Z-BOY, DO-Z-BOY.

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Rating: +10 (+10/-0) | 2008-05-12 09:24:12
Shadowolf
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Uncle Dave,

...no doubt jealousy of those who refuse to buy one...

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Rating: +9 (+9/-0) | 2008-05-12 09:25:55
Shadowolf
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I got rid of all 5 of the Rubics inflicted upon me by introducing them into a softball game...

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Rating: +8 (+8/-0) | 2008-05-12 10:48:49
ind06
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Batter up!

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Rating: +5 (+5/-0) | 2008-05-12 19:00:08
Uncle Dave
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--Cwp6rn0zQ

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Rating: +4 (+4/-0) | 2008-05-12 21:28:08
ind06
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He doesn't have to ENJOY it so much! That's GRO-Z-BOY!

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Rating: +3 (+3/-0) | 2008-05-12 23:51:11
Uncle Dave
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You shouldn't make fun of battered children!

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Rating: +5 (+5/-0) | 2008-05-12 19:14:30
BronxBomber
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Hey Shad, I added mine's to my "Legos" as roof tiles.

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Rating: +9 (+9/-0) | 2008-05-12 11:34:14
2sidestoeverything
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Did one hit do it or did he have to hit it over and over again?

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Rating: +8 (+8/-0) | 2008-05-12 15:33:04
Shadowolf
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...depends; a grand slam would remove most of the tiles, if not all of 'em...one cube lost none for six base hits and a double...then exploded on a triple...

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Rating: +8 (+8/-0) | 2008-05-12 13:39:41
itsme2
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I knew someday someone would be able to get that silly thing! LOL

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Rating: +6 (+6/-0) | 2008-05-12 16:53:18
chevydog
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I wish I'd thought of that.

The NYT crossword puzzle I can solve simply by eliminating the plebian requirement that all the answers be words.

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Rating: +5 (+5/-0) | 2008-05-12 17:03:40
PresidentBuckheadd
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Ind06, you should start your own comedy website! You would be great! or you should become a reporter for the onion . com lol

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Rating: +6 (+6/-0) | 2008-05-12 21:29:31
ind06
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That's nice of you to say, PresidentBuckheadd :)

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Rating: +4 (+4/-0) | 2008-05-12 23:52:38
Uncle Dave
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He's panderin' for votes!

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Rating: +2 (+2/-0) | 2008-05-13 07:09:30
PresidentBuckheadd
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Nah, I unofficially withdrew and endorsed Obama quite a while ago.

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Rating: +7 (+7/-0) | 2008-05-12 19:18:57
BronxBomber
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Rubik's cube was invented in the Spring of '74...You mean to tell me that it took Nelson Wendt 34 years to solve that????

He must've been quite a patient guy, or more likely.

He must've had NO life!

:o/

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Rating: +5 (+5/-0) | 2008-05-12 19:26:52
Uncle Dave
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NOW, he's got a life!!!

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Rating: +5 (+5/-0) | 2008-05-12 19:28:22
Mutainia
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I had a friend who could solve this thing in just minutes. He flipped out and did something really stupid later on.

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Rating: +6 (+6/-0) | 2008-05-12 23:25:32
BronxBomber
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He hit himself over the head with a hammer?

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Rating: +3 (+3/-0) | 2008-05-13 13:11:52
Mutainia
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No, he took a knife to his ex and the female cop who tried to stop him.

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Rating: +0 (+0/-0) | 2008-05-13 14:10:19
Netwit
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Yikes!!!

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Rating: +2 (+2/-0) | 2008-05-13 21:24:13
Mutainia
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He told me that he liked spending hours in his room speaking in the tongues of angels. I'm wondering if they weren't the FALLEN kind, if you know what I mean?

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Rating: +5 (+5/-0) | 2008-05-12 19:55:29
netblogs
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Solved it or broke it ? lol

You know the old saying, if it doesn't fit you need a bigger hammer. :)

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Rating: +4 (+5/-1) | 2008-05-12 20:11:53
not2needy
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A hammer, now i know how to fix that sucker!

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Rating: +3 (+3/-0) | 2008-05-13 00:53:04
Mdiar
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I once solved it in 1 minute... I used a sledgehammer though.

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Rating: +2 (+2/-0) | 2008-05-13 11:17:28
Shadowolf
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I offered to use 'Arm and Hammer' anesthetic on one bloke getting on my last nerve...he said "I didn't know they made anesthetic"...

I replied "My arm, my hammer; your skull..."

He declined...

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