Tequila the cure »
Posted By greenmac 4 months, 4 weeks ago in HumorAh Tequila.... we all have been there....or have seen others under its spell. Is this the cure???????
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pongping4 months, 4 weeks ago
GM, I can't see my post on why I negged you. Did so with a joshing spirit - just can't bear thought of seeing you slosh your spirits all over the porcelain ear.
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uncle-dave4 months, 3 weeks ago
Alright here's my To-Kill-Ya story:
Me and a buddy of mine went to a local bar for a couple of beers one night. After a beer ot three we decided to have a shot of tequila. Well it tasted so good we had another and another etc. etc. For some reason after the first few shots we thought it would be a good idea to keep track of how many shots we had by putting the empty shot glasses in our pockets. The last thing I remember while sitting at the bar was that the bartender brought out last few shots in plastic cups and said "I don't know what happened to all of my shot glasses".
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uncle-dave4 months, 3 weeks ago
The next morning I woke up at the bottom of my cellar steps and couldn't figure out how or why I was there. I was still fully dressed including my heavy winter coat. I pick myself up off of the floor and started staggering a round the cellar when I noticed a clinking noise coming from my coat pocket. I put my hands in my pockets and started to remove about 7 or 8 shot glasses and suspected they had something to do with my headache and blurred vision.
Anybody need a shot glass?
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HannibalBarca4 months, 3 weeks ago
One afternoon my friend and I went to a peeler bar for some drinks and who was there but my friends brother and sister-in-law, Dave and Barb.
It was 4 pm and we sat there laughing and carrying on till around 7 and all of us went to D & B house but on the way there we stopped for 3 bottles of takillya for the guys and 1 Vodka for Barb.
We then drank and played cards and risk till 3 in the morn and now it was time to go home.
Getting up was no problem, putting shoes and coat on the same, but as soon as I took 5 steps out into the Nov. cool air !, well I stayed standing straight, but the world tilted, I lost my balance but did not fall but i could not get my feet under me so I ended up staggering, half running over 3 neighbours lawns till I fell on my back, with Barb chasing me trying to grab me to help me stand.
Flat on my back with Barb straddling me, but standing, she asked what I was doing, to which I replied,,,playing hockey.
I woke up on their living room floor
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Bkumm4 months, 3 weeks ago
Ah, tequila!
Here's my story:
While in the Navy on the island of Crete (Souda Bay) the Marines decided to take the "new guy" (dumb taxi driving sailor) down to Chania for an evening of debauchery. In one of the bars (it wasn't El Mundo or the Klik, but I can't for the life of me remember which one) there was a pull-up bar. The idea was to hang by your knees upside down, do a tequila shot and then do a sit up to drink it down. I watched a couple of the Marines do it and figured it didn't look like much of a much, so I had a couple of the boys help me up.
I remember the first five or six pretty well, but it starts to get a liifffle fushsy affsher dat.
I woke up outside of my apartment, naked from the waist up. The hot Greek sun was boring a hole in my head and my tongue needed a shave. It was awful. They told me (when they called later to see if I wanted to go out that night, we did) that it was a record 15 shots. I don't know how I survived.
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greenmac4 months, 3 weeks ago
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uncle-dave4 months, 3 weeks ago
Lets not forget the Eastern European Tequila......Slivovitz and it's effects.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyiRfhge5WI
And the ensuing delirium:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGFEUgXq28s
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greenmac4 months, 3 weeks ago
I was searching for some tequila and found this piece of acoustic guitar playing. It is excellent
Tequila Slammer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13t0AyVGjlk
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