Humor – Ah Tequila.... we all have been there....or have seen others under its spell. Is this the cure???????
ROTFLMAO,..luv the side effects, had a few I did, not the pregnant ones though, but did feel like I was...lol
They did forget the fact that you may not go to bed with an ugly partner, you sure do wake up with some
GM, I can't see my post on why I negged you. Did so with a joshing spirit - just can't bear thought of seeing you slosh your spirits all over the porcelain ear.
Alright here's my To-Kill-Ya story:
Me and a buddy of mine went to a local bar for a couple of beers one night. After a beer ot three we decided to have a shot of tequila. Well it tasted so good we had another and another etc. etc. For some reason after the first few shots we thought it would be a good idea to keep track of how many shots we had by putting the empty shot glasses in our pockets. The last thing I remember while sitting at the bar was that the bartender brought out last few shots in plastic cups and said "I don't know what happened to all of my shot glasses".
The next morning I woke up at the bottom of my cellar steps and couldn't figure out how or why I was there. I was still fully dressed including my heavy winter coat. I pick myself up off of the floor and started staggering a round the cellar when I noticed a clinking noise coming from my coat pocket. I put my hands in my pockets and started to remove about 7 or 8 shot glasses and suspected they had something to do with my headache and blurred vision.
Anybody need a shot glass?
One afternoon my friend and I went to a peeler bar for some drinks and who was there but my friends brother and sister-in-law, Dave and Barb.
It was 4 pm and we sat there laughing and carrying on till around 7 and all of us went to D & B house but on the way there we stopped for 3 bottles of takillya for the guys and 1 Vodka for Barb.
We then drank and played cards and risk till 3 in the morn and now it was time to go home.
Getting up was no problem, putting shoes and coat on the same, but as soon as I took 5 steps out into the Nov. cool air !, well I stayed standing straight, but the world tilted, I lost my balance but did not fall but i could not get my feet under me so I ended up staggering, half running over 3 neighbours lawns till I fell on my back, with Barb chasing me trying to grab me to help me stand.
Flat on my back with Barb straddling me, but standing, she asked what I was doing, to which I replied,,,playing hockey.
I woke up on their living room floor
HB, did you wake up with a clinking sound in your head or in your pocket?! ;-)
lol, no but there was salt every where, and limes.
I don't do the salt....health reasons! LOL!
...remember "Caddy Shack", where Chevy Chase showed his date how to do Tequila shots...he bit the Lime, snorted the salt and flipped the Tequila over his shoulder...
Priceless!!!
That usually only happens after the seventh shot!
"No salt" with the tequila for "health reasons". Love that one, Uncle Dave!
My Father-in-law, a horrendous consumer of bottled goods, always drank red wine chasers (even with good Scotch!). He said his doctor had told him red wine was good for the heart!
My doctor recommended red wine as well...in moderation. I used to drink Tequila before water skiing.....it made it more interesting.
gm:
LOL. I tried it once before polevaulting. Man was that a mistake. Never try doing a handstand on a pole when under the influence of To Kill Ya. Poor guy who was trying to catch my pole caught a lot more than my pole. I ended up straddling the bar which wasn't pleasant. Worst of all I made a complete mess of the landing pit. All I'd had was three shots. Just enough. LOL
My coach thought I had the flu. Yeah the worm flu.
Ah, tequila!
Here's my story:
While in the Navy on the island of Crete (Souda Bay) the Marines decided to take the "new guy" (dumb taxi driving sailor) down to Chania for an evening of debauchery. In one of the bars (it wasn't El Mundo or the Klik, but I can't for the life of me remember which one) there was a pull-up bar. The idea was to hang by your knees upside down, do a tequila shot and then do a sit up to drink it down. I watched a couple of the Marines do it and figured it didn't look like much of a much, so I had a couple of the boys help me up.
I remember the first five or six pretty well, but it starts to get a liifffle fushsy affsher dat.
I woke up outside of my apartment, naked from the waist up. The hot Greek sun was boring a hole in my head and my tongue needed a shave. It was awful. They told me (when they called later to see if I wanted to go out that night, we did) that it was a record 15 shots. I don't know how I survived.
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Yes....I have been there in the past....I thought they may have been talking about me. I always ended up talking to the large "porcelain ear"
ROFLMAO!! GREAT video GM!!!
Some things that are downright impossible to say after large quantities of tequila:
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No, really, I don't need anymore booze!
Hello officer, isn't it a lovely night?
In the fleet, our rule was:
"If you can say 'inebriated'...you ain't"...