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Binge-Drinking Banned In Worldwide Legal Move
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Binge-Drinking Banned In Worldwide Legal Move

Humor – Binge-drinking has been banned by the world's governments today. In a shock announcement by England's Prime Minister it was revealed that Binge will no longer be available for sale.

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In related news Drinking To Excess was also banned with the forced closure of the popular tourist location "Excess". The U.S. government suggests you instead visit Mr. Daniels and his friend Jose or go sailing with your buddy Captain Morgan.

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I've visited all three many times so I switched to a nice Bingejolais, and now they're taking that away...stoopid government...

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And I had my heart set on a nice dry binge martini!

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dont worry uNcel bave...am sendin u a resipee using some crappy aftr shave i got for some crappy dirthday or?????

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nothing wrong with getting blasted once in a while....work the next day can be a bit painful though.

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Oh man what will I do?

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Whoooo!! Glad I quit drinking when I did. Binge was my favorite. Damn I'd add in all the alcohols' to make sure I got to where I felt I needed to be.

JD and I talked daily while I'd eye the Heinie. LOL

Didn't want to lose touch with Jimmie Bean though he was always a willing participant.

Would visit my old friend Jose Cuervo on occasion alway brought along Dos Equis.

Mr. Tom Collins would show up to join the party and before you knew it there would be a Tequilla Sunrise and it was time to go to work again. LMAO.

I sure don't miss those days. It's a wonder I'm still alive. hahahahahahahahaahaahahaaa.

Good one ind06

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Thanks cowboygrandpa :)

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Gee Indy, does that mean they are bringing back Prohibition again? and re-enact the Volstead Act? Maybe fellow Propeller member: "engineer" can build us a still. I love "White Lightening"!

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Oh no, it's still legal to drink alchohol, it's BINGE that's against the law!

Well, you know what they say, when Binge is outlawed only outlaws will drink Binge...ing...ly...

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My favorite singer was "Binge" Crosby...his ballads alone were intoxicating.

;oD

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I kinda liked peach-flavored binge.

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Ohh! Very disturbing news. Enough to launch me on a week long drinking binge. That's for sure.

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What? Oh it's a humor story. Ha ha. I like it.

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This is a travisty against tradition...Travis should just butt out; Binge has been a tradition with sailors from time immoral...

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I've heard that about sailors :)

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That they're traditional I mean :D

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