
Humor – Binge-drinking has been banned by the world's governments today. In a shock announcement by England's Prime Minister it was revealed that Binge will no longer be available for sale.
Whoooo!! Glad I quit drinking when I did. Binge was my favorite. Damn I'd add in all the alcohols' to make sure I got to where I felt I needed to be.
JD and I talked daily while I'd eye the Heinie. LOL
Didn't want to lose touch with Jimmie Bean though he was always a willing participant.
Would visit my old friend Jose Cuervo on occasion alway brought along Dos Equis.
Mr. Tom Collins would show up to join the party and before you knew it there would be a Tequilla Sunrise and it was time to go to work again. LMAO.
I sure don't miss those days. It's a wonder I'm still alive. hahahahahahahahaahaahahaaa.
Good one ind06
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In related news Drinking To Excess was also banned with the forced closure of the popular tourist location "Excess". The U.S. government suggests you instead visit Mr. Daniels and his friend Jose or go sailing with your buddy Captain Morgan.
I've visited all three many times so I switched to a nice Bingejolais, and now they're taking that away...stoopid government...
And I had my heart set on a nice dry binge martini!
dont worry uNcel bave...am sendin u a resipee using some crappy aftr shave i got for some crappy dirthday or?????