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McCain: "I Support Natural Gas Powered Wind Turbines!"
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McCain: "I Support Natural Gas Powered Wind Turbines!"

Humor – Senator John McCain continued his "green" tour of the Northwest today. The presumptive Republican nominee stressed that gas powered wind turbines are much more efficient at creating wind than the old coal fired wind turbines.

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Pressed by reporters, Senator McCain refused to dismiss the Bush Wind Initiative Plan of giving every child a pinwheel and sending them outside to play.

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LMAO, hahahaahahaaahahahahaa.

McCain is full of natural gas and he is right he has supported wind power. He has supported polticians blowing hot air for years.

Good one ind06

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Thanks cowboygrandpa :)

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I thought I was pretty well up-to-snuff about all of the current imbumbent's wind initiatives but its good to have some fresh air on the whole issue.

The Bush Wind Initiative Plan should not be dismissed lightly - like the Beans in Every Lunchbox effort which is also linked to Open Classroom Window policy.

Marvellous that the legacy will will survive!

Each classroom emanation another tribute to the foresight of the about to be defarted president..

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Natural gas, and McCain seems to go well together in all it's nasality.

:oP

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Gas powered wind turbines that would be all politicians anywhere esp Washington DC.

But a defarted president!!! The worst of all wind/gas situations esp when they try to create new wind from the spent gas of past successes or defeats. Lots of vapor but no real wind generated.

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Icono, the power and thrust of your comment has not fallen on deaf ears! Like a stiff tail wind it will echo through the bowels of the Capitol like the whoopie cushion of ultimate truth!

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Thank you.

"The Whoopie cushion of ultimate truth!"

hahahahaha...

Where is the Dalai Lama at a moment like this?

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Yes..."Hello Dali!"

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"Hello Dali!"

hahahahahahahah

Good one!

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When is this scum checking in to a nursing home?

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There's a nice white one on the East coast he'd like to check into I hear. :)

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Governor Sarah Palin for President

Energy Cards for all residents $100.00 a month to be spent on energy. GREAT!!!!

Come to Alaska!!

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Thats nice of her! But I'd prefer to stay somewhere where I feel some warmth (no offense).

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SUSPICIONS --CONFIRMED--MCCAIN DOES NOT HAVE A CLUE---

IS THERE A PLACE ON THE PRESIDENTIAL BALLOT ---

I VOTE FOR --"NONE OF THE ABOVE"...

THERE IS NO ONE RUNNING OF PRESIDENTIAL MAKINGS/..

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Write in your favorite.

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...last I heard, there's a few places where it is ILLEGAL to write in "Mickey Mouse"...go fig...

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That's because they long since realized that if it was legal to write in Mickey Mouse, ole Mick would win every election.

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Thanks, Ind. ROFL, this is even better than Harry's jokes. Good thing you've gotten wind of McCain's airy remarks. "Natural gas-powered wind turbines, couldn't stop laughing about it.

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Someone please get a different picture of McCain! I swear I can count 52 sharp pointy teeth in that picture!

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He looks like rocky racoon with a slight hangover.

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McCain is full of gas, but what does that have to do with windmills?

He's too OLD for the job and a little bit kooky.

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Whenever McCain opens his mouth his poll numbers go down.

I think he should talk up Bush more. That way he can solidify the 20% base he has. (we have about 20% idiot conservatives who still like the Bushka)

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