Love this. No artificial flowers. How about Hallmark cards with words from Jonathan Livingston Seagull? Or snapshots of the dog? Or, what if the interred really loved plastic flowers? Guess the family needs to find a new less (or more?) tasteful site.

Stick me in the graveyard where the kids party, please!! You know the one.

Funny. Maybe they check their "visitors" financial profiles too? Assume beer bottles OK?

...no bones about it...

YOU MAY BE HERE ONE DAY.

Not with these stupid, nitpicking rules. Besides, I'm with cowboygrandpa, cremation is cheaper and takes up less space.

I can imagine the pre-screening interview: How do you feel about, let's see, plastic flowers? Yea, because we're looking for (deceased) people who don't like them...you know, people who would literally turn in their graves if one were placed nearby....

Artificial plants? We prefer you don't like those either but, push comes to shove, we won't "kick" you out if we notice them once in a while....

Whole thing is ridiculous. Wonder when those rules were adopted and actually put on a sign. Maybe the town has a rash of people invading cemeteries and planting plastic flowers?

I think I am with Grrr I want to have fun in my cemetery!