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Posted by: ind06 3 months ago

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"It's quite simple," pointed out John Hofmeister, chairman of Shell Oil. "As gas prices continue to rise, our trucking and transportation costs rise along with them. And I might add that Congress really should reimburse us for our travel expenses here today."

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ind063 months ago

They have to charge you more to cover what they're charging themselves.
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gamahuche3 months ago

Bastard tautology or tautologous bastards?
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  ind063 months ago
  
  Tautologous tautologists.
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    uncle-dave3 months ago
    
    Could you repeat that, please?
    
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      Dicax_Maximus3 months ago
      
      Slowly.......
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        gamahuche3 months ago
        
        Nah! Much beter swiftly..
        Try 10 ten times..
        I can't do it.
        But try pooty-poot a dozen times out loud on the tube, if you're strong enough to stop them taking you away!
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        ind063 months ago
        
        taaawwww taaahhh lowwwww guuuusss taaawww tollll lllooo giiiissstsss
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cowboygrandpa3 months ago

I'd like to donate some of my gas to them in their personal office. Free of charge.
Think I'll have lots of eggs and beans first though. I want them to have the premium stuff. LMAO
Good one ind06
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    cowboygrandpa3 months ago
    
    ranchhand:
    LMAO
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  ind063 months ago
  
  Where's Shadowolf when you need him!
  Glad you liked it, cowboygrandpa :)
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BronxBomber3 months ago

You know it's real bad as gas prices continue to rise. For instance, at the gas station near my house they have a slot for your credit card, and one right next to it for your 401K.
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SunnyDays3 months ago

shame on this companies...
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Spadecaller3 months ago

I believe a few gasoline enemas for John Hofmeister may improve his ability to think more clearly.
Have you seen the new warning stickers on the pumps?
"Warning: it is dangerous to smoke when pumping gas up your ass."
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itsme23 months ago

It is a domino effect!
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2sidestoeverything3 months ago

Well that explains it all. I love the pic. LOL!
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Ricksfaith3 months ago

You laugh about your 401K to pay for gas. It won't be long before all of your 401K's disappear too if the zionist have their way. You all think you have money--get this--it's in their banks and all you have is a number you dumb bunch of dips**ts. The ballgame is in the last inning and the home team is way behind. Let's put it this way, "God won't bless a Godless America." 80% of you Judeo Christians are already in bed with the Antichrist and you don't know it! Lot's of luck folks
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  ciera-marie3 months ago
  
  Ricksfaith agreed with you until you started name calling; Not sure what I think about the last half of your comment.
  BTW it's a humor thread.
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    BronxBomber3 months ago
    
    Hey lighten up Ricksfaith,
    Geez! You think by infection, catching an opinion like a cold. Relax and take a horse pill.
    
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ETproductions3 months ago

Egad, Exxon Mobil's right. Rising Gas prices are what's behind the price of gas. Guess that means I need to switch to a baked bean diet and retrofit my Jeep to run on free gas. How can I fit "Blazing Saddles" onto a vanity license plate?
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SwampFox-82nd2 months, 3 weeks ago

Isn't this like the toaster calling the frying pan black? To date, the futures' market is controlling the outrageous price of oil...er, make that Bush...er, make that Osama bin Laden...er, make that corn-puffs in Idaho...
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ind063 months ago

"I don't think many are laughing (cept the barons that is....)......"
All the way to the bank, Dicax Maximus, which they probably own as well!
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