McCain Vows to Campaign in All Thirteen Colonies »
Posted by: ind06 2 months, 2 weeks agoAt a campaign stop in the Dominion of Virginia, Sen. McCain said that if his Democratic opponent, Sen. Barack Obama, takes any of the thirteen colonies for granted, "He doth so at his peril."
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y_soitenly2 months, 2 weeks ago
ind06,
Re: "Yea, verily, Senator McCain hath called for Kinge George the wickede to come forthe and do manly battle lest he be seen as cowardle! A votte for John McCain meanes cheape tea!"
"O Hear Ye!"
Who so shall telle a tale after a man,
He moste reherse, as neighe as ever he can,
Everich word, if it be in his charge,
All speke he never so rudely and so large;
Or elles he moste tellen his tale untrewe,
Or feinen thinges, or finden wordes newe.
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Beeboppin712 months, 2 weeks ago
He also looks forward to assisting a stock market crash, much like the one in '29, to spur another Great Depression. He is quoted as saying, "America thought that depression was good. Why else would it have been called great? We need more great depressions!"
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icono12 months, 2 weeks ago
Will the blood letting and leeches be on a need by need basis; like leeche therapy for certain AMA recognized therapy programs, or available 24/7 for all persons; using leeches for head colds, bruises, hang overs,the flu and etc, or for only a few select individuals like divorce lawyers and all politicians?
Will this be in my next HMO options list?
I'm truly excited by the idea.
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ETproductions2 months, 2 weeks ago
See! I told you guys there was nothing wrong with his long-term memory.
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cowboygrandpa2 months, 2 weeks ago
Well, there goes the election. McCain is focussed on the thirteen colonies. Lets see I'm sure he'll be a big hit in
all of them. With his recollecting power he will amaze and astound them with how little he remembers and knows.
I say it is a great plan. I think Benjamin Franklin will stump him with questions from the Farmers Almanac.
LOL
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berkeley2 months, 2 weeks ago
this headline deserves an entire media campaign. it will bring in millions.
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hefaa12 months, 2 weeks ago
Thomas Jefferson personally told McCain, "We are NOT going to put Christianity into the Constitution. John that's horrible idea. You've been at the corn squeezins' and low-grade hemp again haven't you?".
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chevydog2 months, 2 weeks ago
He's really pulling out the stops with the telegraph.
Maybe sometime in the future we can get some of the territories to join as new colonies.
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nikkibabe2 months, 2 weeks ago
This man has no balls!!!!!!!!! There are only 2 theocratic countries in the world: Israel and Pakistan. With John McCain, add US to the list.
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KYRed2 months, 2 weeks ago
Gawd, NoWayMan, enough with your attitude that McCain can be attacked but not Obama. Of course, McCain couldn't have been fatigued, but Obama was? Uh, Obama is younger and should be smarter and quicker and less tired that McCain, but guess what? HE'S NOT! You libs are as bad as the cons. You all suck.
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nikkibabe2 months, 2 weeks ago
I thought Bush was a total idiot. This McCain is a real ANTIQUE piece for your living room. He puts his tongue on cruise control before his brain can think what to say!!!!
Would someone check this piece of garbage in to a nursing home ASAP before he does more damage?
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Mdiar2 months, 2 weeks ago
I hear McCain has promised to bring democracy to the savage Ottoman Empire!
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ML20072 months, 2 weeks ago
"We will use the telegraph key, the carrier pigeon, and the pony,"
This has to be humor doesn't it? LOL At least they listed this under: SATIRE, McCain Calls, For End To, Odious, Tea Taxation
Tea Taxation? Can we take that to mean a reference to the Boson Tea Party? Can we deduce that the nomination of McCain will lead to such tactics by our citizens?
Yes, low and behold! It was listed as humor. Thank God. LOL
Thank God for listing regulations. LOL
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