Drowning Super Model Rescued To Death »
Posted by: ind06 2 months, 3 weeks agoTHE ONION RADIO NEWS: With Doyle Redland - Super model Donna Konsaviaga's rescue from drowning by a large group of extremely helpful men turned to tragedy today when she succumbed to their vigorous attempts at resuscitation.
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cowboygrandpa2 months, 3 weeks ago
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uncle-dave2 months, 3 weeks ago
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cowboygrandpa2 months, 2 weeks ago
Uncle Dave:
I was never a life guard but had taken the training all the way through and had received my certificate.
Practicing was fun with the young ladies. LOL
One thing I learned, never approach a truly desperate person. Man they will drown you before you have the chance to save them. LOL
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ind062 months, 2 weeks ago
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uncle-dave2 months, 2 weeks ago
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itsme22 months, 2 weeks ago
Always must make sure you have a lifegaurd around....or 2 or 3.........
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Treefrog2 months, 2 weeks ago
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chevydog2 months, 2 weeks ago
Poor woman! And this isn't the first time it's happened. I guess she shouldn't have looked so much like she needed CPR.
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hefaa12 months, 2 weeks ago
Supermodel great body, a little light in the common sense department. Since this isn't the first time this has happened, she should probably learn how to swim first before she jumps into the pool. But if she has that many "life guards" coming to save her, why bother.
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waveringhobbit2 months, 2 weeks ago
have i not seen this scene from one of those funny movies? only this time it's for real.
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2sidestoeverything2 months, 2 weeks ago
LMAO! Thats one problem I'll never have to worry about. Some of the post above where just as funny. :~)
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