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Posted by: ind06 2 months, 3 weeks ago

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THE ONION RADIO NEWS: With Doyle Redland - Super model Donna Konsaviaga's rescue from drowning by a large group of extremely helpful men turned to tragedy today when she succumbed to their vigorous attempts at resuscitation.

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ind062 months, 3 weeks ago

That's what the pool gets for hiring thirty life guards.
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  BronxBomber2 months, 2 weeks ago
  
  She died of a bad case of 'overthrill'...
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    ind062 months, 2 weeks ago
    
    Somebody shouted "Give her air!" and everyone else said "Sure!"
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cowboygrandpa2 months, 3 weeks ago

I kept trying to tell them that mouth to mouth didn't involve tounge said one distraught bystander. LOL
Good one ind06
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  ind062 months, 2 weeks ago
  
  LOL
  thanks cowboygrandpa :)
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uncle-dave2 months, 3 weeks ago

I was a life guard when I was in high school and I can say with certainty that IF we had super models at our pool we would have conducted ourselves in a highly professional manner......kinda, sorta, maybe....

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  cowboygrandpa2 months, 2 weeks ago
  
  Uncle Dave:
  I was never a life guard but had taken the training all the way through and had received my certificate.
  Practicing was fun with the young ladies. LOL
  One thing I learned, never approach a truly desperate person. Man they will drown you before you have the chance to save them. LOL
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  ind062 months, 2 weeks ago
  
  And by "professional" you mean you would have caught your drool in a cup.
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    uncle-dave2 months, 2 weeks ago
    
    If we caught our drool in a cup we would have to find another way to fill the pool! Geeeeezzzz!
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      ind062 months, 2 weeks ago
      
      You could always use the "kiddy pool" method
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  ind062 months, 2 weeks ago
  
  The not so super models?
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    uncle-dave2 months, 2 weeks ago
    
    They're called super tankers!
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      icono12 months, 2 weeks ago
      
      Beached whales?
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neohk2 months, 2 weeks ago

It's an onion news,and it's quite funny.
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itsme22 months, 2 weeks ago

Always must make sure you have a lifegaurd around....or 2 or 3.........
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Treefrog2 months, 2 weeks ago

My dad always told me that men were dangerous, I never imagined this though.
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  ind062 months, 2 weeks ago
  
  Only in groups of twenty or more. :)
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    BronxBomber2 months, 2 weeks ago
    
    & under a full moon too.
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helloworldbea2 months, 2 weeks ago

That's hilarious!
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chevydog2 months, 2 weeks ago

Poor woman! And this isn't the first time it's happened. I guess she shouldn't have looked so much like she needed CPR.
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hefaa12 months, 2 weeks ago

Supermodel great body, a little light in the common sense department. Since this isn't the first time this has happened, she should probably learn how to swim first before she jumps into the pool. But if she has that many "life guards" coming to save her, why bother.
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AcidTongue2x42 months, 2 weeks ago

Were they trying to keep her afloat with all that air?
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waveringhobbit2 months, 2 weeks ago

have i not seen this scene from one of those funny movies? only this time it's for real.
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2sidestoeverything2 months, 2 weeks ago

LMAO! Thats one problem I'll never have to worry about. Some of the post above where just as funny. :~)
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