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THE ONION RADIO NEWS: With Doyle Redland reporting - Eighty-seven million dollar Power Ball winner Jason DuPree has successfully lost the entire fortune on one of his well-known "get poor quick" schemes.

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    ind063 months, 3 weeks ago

    DuPree hopes to win another $87 million lottery prize so he can try out his plan of getting obscenly rich by investing the entire eighty-seven million in Lotto scratch tickets.

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    CrawfordBizDev3 months, 3 weeks ago

    Look for his tell all e-book!

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      ind063 months, 2 weeks ago

      Winning The Lottery For Dummies?

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      cowboygrandpa3 months, 3 weeks ago

      Darn. I was hoping to get him to invest in my anti gravity belt. It would have went well with his a trampoline house. lol

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        uncle-dave3 months, 3 weeks ago

        He stole the Trampoline house idea from me! I'm suing!!!!

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      fotoman11334063 months, 3 weeks ago

      Guys,

      Well; STUPID IS, AS STUPID DOES...

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        chevydog3 months, 2 weeks ago

        Alas, poor Jason. There are some who try this sort of thing resolutely without even winning the lotttery.

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          ind063 months, 2 weeks ago

          And I'm one of them!

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          Mdiar3 months, 2 weeks ago

          He should invest in those schemes and start selling them. I'm sure that's a great scheme to add to his schemes to sell.

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