Newest Scandal: Obama Says "A" Instead of "An" »
Posted By ind06 3 months ago in HumorIntoned a man in a suit on television. "The question is whether we can trust a man who says "an" one day, and then suddenly says "a"? Does this show a lack of experience? Do we really know who Obama is, rhetoric-wise?"
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Tangent0013 months ago
Don't forget, Obama is also supposed to be the antichrist.
Good Christians: a vote for Obama is a vote for Jesus' return!
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Beeboppin713 months ago
You've bean green with envy or are you ill? Goodness! I certainly hope that it's the former rather than the later. I've checked your avatar and you appear a little jaundiced. Certainly you must not be feeling well. My despair would be great if I were to discover that you've bean ill. Tell me that it isn't so!
Or perhaps you mean to say that you're feeling like a green bean? That would be awful as well. I cannot fathom anything worse than feeling like a stringy green bean. By your post, it doesn't sound as if you're a French cut green bean. You sound rather American. It would have bean marvelous if you'd have bean more clear on the matter.
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y_soitenly2 months, 4 weeks ago
Re: "Like dis and like dat and like dis an uh!"
Old skool. Classic sh1t!
Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg - Nuthin' But A G Thang baaaaabay!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEMmbtcxbpc&feat...
[Dr. Dre and Snoop]
It's like this and like that and like this and uh,
It's like that and like this and like that and uh,
It's like this...
[D] And who gives a f* ck about those?
[S] So just chill, til the next episode...
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Mdiar3 months ago
I think Obama is the one who is lagging Propeller so the front page doesn't update for close to two days.
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bigurn3 months ago
I'm certain I heard him say "the" (pronounced "thuh") yesterday, and just today he said "the" (prounounced "thee")!
Flip-flopper!
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BigBadJohn6663 months ago
Since B. Hussein Obama inserts ah or ahh between every other word, if you took these two sounds away, he couldn't talk at all.
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david_nwpa2 months, 4 weeks ago
My problem with Obama is that he cannot be more definite in his choice of articles. If I were Obama, and I am glad that I am not, I would have selected a wiser choice such as, "Our nation is facing historical challenges which confront us all." All is alleviated by using the more inclusive "plural" form.
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Maybei812 months, 4 weeks ago
Okay,
HIS FATHER WAS A BLACK AFRICAN MUSLIM FROM KENYA .
WE HAVE SEEN PICTURES OF HIS AFRICAN FAMILY.
HIS MOTHER WAS A WHITE AMERICAN ATHEIST FROM KANSAS .
WHERE ARE THE PICTURES OF HIS AMERICAN FAMILY?
HIS FATHER DESERTED HIS MOTHER WHEN HE WAS ONLY TWO YEARS OLD AND WENT BACK TO AFRICA BY WAY OF HARVARD UNIVERSITY . HOW? WAS HIS FATHER WEALTHY?
HIS MOTHER MARRIED AN INDONESIAN MUSLIM AND THEN MOVED TO JAKARTA WHERE HE WAS ENROLLED IN A MUSLIM SCHOOL .
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Maybei812 months, 4 weeks ago
WHEN HE REACHED HIGH SCHOOL AGE HIS MOTHER SENT HIM TO HAWAII TO BE WITH HIS WHITE GRANDPARENTS AND HE WAS PUT INTO AN EXPENSIVE PRIVATE SCHOOL. HE LATER WENT TO HARVARD UNIVERSITY . HOW? WERE HIS GRANDPARENTS RICH?
HE LIVES IN A $1.4 MILLION HOUSE OBTAINED THROUGH A DEAL WITH A WEALTHY FUNDRAISER.
HE 'WORKED' AS A CIVIL RIGHTS ACTIVIST IN CHICAGO . HE HAS NEVER HELD A PRODUCTIVE JOB OR RECEIVED A PAY CHECK THAT WAS NOT GOVERNMENT-FUNDED AND/OR TAYPAYER SUPPORTED.
THE PRESIDENCY IS NOT A CIVIL RIGHTS POSITION, NOR IS IT SUBJECT TO AFFIRMATIVE ACTION SET ASIDES; ON-THE-JOB TRAINING WON'T CUT IT.
HE IS PROUD OF HIS 'AFRICAN HERITAGE' (A FATHER WHO GOT A WHITE GIRL PREGNANT AND DESERTED HER).
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Maybei812 months, 4 weeks ago
WHERE IS THE PRIDE IN HIS 'WHITE HERITAGE'? (A MOTHER WHO FLAUNTED CONVENTION AND DID NOT BELIEVE IN GOD).
SOME MIGHT THINK THERE WAS NOT MUCH TO BE PROUD OF EITHER WAY.
HE BELONGS, AND HAS BELONGED FOR OVER 20 YEARS, TO AN 'AFRO-CENTRIC' CHURCH IN CHICAGO THAT HATES WHITES, HATES JEWS, AND BLAMES AMERICA FOR ALL THE WORLD'S PERCEIVED FAULTS. (INCLUDING CREATING THE AIDs VIRUS IN ORDER TO INFLICT IT ON AFRICANS).
HE REPEATEDLY WHITEWASHES THE PASTOR, HIS CHURCH AND THE MEMBERS WHO CHEERED AFTER HEARING VITRIOLIC TIRADES AGAINST AMERICA .
HE COULD NOT CONFRONT HIS PASTOR BUT HE WANTS US TO BELIEVE HE CAN CONFRONT NORTH KOREA AND IRAN ?
YEAH RIGHT ! !
DURING HIS VERY BRIEF TIME IN THE UNITED STATES SENATE HE HAS MANAGED TO AMASS THE NUMBER ONE ULTRA LIBERAL VOTING RECORD OUT OF THE ONE HUNDRED MEMBERS.
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Maybei812 months, 4 weeks ago
HE HAS VOTED CONSISTENTLY FOR BIGGER GOVERNMENT AND HIGHER TAXES. HE HAS VOTED FOR BIG ENTITLEMENTS AND LEGISLATION THAT WOULD SEVERELY CURTAIL AMERICA 'S ABILITY TO FIGHT TERRORISM AND TO PROTECT OUR BORDERS AND OUR NATIONAL INTERESTS AROUND THE WORLD.
BUT, HE IS A GOOD ORATOR. ISN'T THAT A COMFORT?
YEAH, I THINK I SEE HOW WELL HE COULD UNITE THE COUNTRY.
I THINK THE TRUTH IS THAT HE HOPES NO ONE WILL PUT THE PIECES TOGETHER.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO OUR NEW CHIEF PILOT. HE HAS NEVER FLOWN AN AIRPLANE, IN FACT HE HAS NEVER EVEN SAT IN THE COCKPIT, BUT HE SAYS HE HAS RIDDEN ON PLANES BEFORE. WE ARE SURE HE WILL GUIDE US SAFELY THROUGH THE STORMS WE MAY ENCOUNTER ON THIS FLIGHT.
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