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Saying he is "sympathetic to late night comedians' struggle to find jokes to make about me," Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill) today issued a list of official campaign-approved Barack Obama jokes.

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    ind062 months, 4 weeks ago

    Another officially approved joke has just been released by the Obama campaign:

    Knock, knock.

    Who's there?

    Barack Obama

    Barack Obama who?

    Barack Obama, your next president.

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      findnemo2 months, 4 weeks ago

      the last line you mentioned

      Barack Obama, your next president.

      joke or real!

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    jdhatl2 months, 4 weeks ago

    C'mon, you can do better than that! Not even a chuckle. Please make fun of Barack. It's only fair. McCain's too easy to make jokes about.

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    Formidable2 months, 4 weeks ago

    "Barack Obama said today that politics has become too gummed up by money and influence: and then he had to leave to attend a fundraiser." -Jay Leno

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      ind062 months, 4 weeks ago

      I'm sorry, that joke is not an Obamapproved (c) joke.

      You will have to be tased.

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    Charlson2 months, 4 weeks ago

    Sorta lame, but I'll give 'em a carrot for trying.

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      injest2 months, 4 weeks ago

      "Sorta lame, but I'll give 'em a carrot for trying."

      Carfull Charlson, words like

      Sorta

      Lame

      But or butt

      I'll

      'em

      Carrot

      For

      Trying

      Are words COMMONLY found in racist sexists jokes. Can you explain WHY YOU chose these words?

      Please provide examples of how you use these words EVERY day and NOT in the racist sexists connotation you may be using here.

      And the letter "a" do we really need to explain that to you?

      Semnd your ansewers to these VERY important questions to Shumucksforobama.net

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    cptnkrk2 months, 4 weeks ago

    I can't believe I'm saying this. . .

    A great piece of satire from the Huffington Post!

    Doesn't she know that satire is only applicable to conservatives and must NEVER be used on obama?

    /sarcasm

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      KobraJeedai2 months, 4 weeks ago

      Are you sure its satire or does the huff-post actually think those are funny?

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      HMMace2 months, 4 weeks ago

      RECALL PELOSI

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        Tcaros2 months, 4 weeks ago

        I thought the Republigoons ran out of racist and bigotted jokes. Where's that Anne (skeletal coochie) Coulteir when you need her rank a$$?

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          Locky122 months, 4 weeks ago

          The New Yorker, apparently, has taken their place.

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          Lincoln852 months, 4 weeks ago

          wow! the leftist tree hugging liberal compassion never ceases to amaze me. Tcaros...I bet you would like to have independents and conservatives imprisoned wouldn't you?!

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          chevydog2 months, 4 weeks ago

          I thought that "How many Chicago aldermen does it take to change a light bulb?" was sure to be in there.

          Answers to this are optional.

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            Lincoln852 months, 4 weeks ago

            How many chicago aldermen does it take to change a light bulb?...that is easy...however many votes you need...that is how many. Just wet your finger and hold it up in the air and see which way the wind is blowing.

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          2sidestoeverything2 months, 4 weeks ago

          I am offended by the jokes he approved they are way to harsh. LOL! good one indy!

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