Hadron Collider 'may destroy universe' say stupid people »
Posted By ind06 2 months, 3 weeks ago in HumorWalter Wagner, a leading stupid person said, "I don't like the sound of it! What if, like matter meets anti-matter and stuff, and we all flip over into an alternative dimension like in that film?"
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ind062 months, 3 weeks ago
I've heard it might destroy more than the universe, it might blow up the whole solar system, stars and all!
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ppiittuu2 months, 2 weeks ago
yep, ALL the stars in the solar system!!!
AND it will take care of GLOBAL WARMING, once and for all...
seriously though, not to worry, the collider i have in my backpack is safe enough and gamma radiation is really not a problem if you just remember to...
...umm, wait just a sec...
...BZZZTTT!!!.... .... .. . . .
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Happy312 months, 3 weeks ago
This is one of the things the Una-Bomber was freaking out about in his manifesto. It would really suck to see him on TMZ dot com saying "I told you so!" while seeing Justin Timberlake being sucked into a black hole. Actually, on second thought, that would be awesomeness on a scale too large to comprehend!
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Formidable2 months, 3 weeks ago
When antimatter comes in contact with regular matter - earth, air, whatever - it annihilates immediately in a 100% efficient reaction. A popular misconception is that this antimatter-matter reaction will someday allow antimatter for use as a source of fuel, or power source. Unfortunately, this is an impossible reality. Since antimatter is not found anywhere on Earth naturally (obviously), it must be created. With the equation E=mc2, it is IMPOSSIBLE to have a net gain of matter: the energy required running the accelerators would ALWAYS be more than the energy antimatter produced. But does it really matter, when you can go to WalMart and buy a box of matter batter.
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Dicax_Maximus2 months, 2 weeks ago
Would that be "impossible, really OR really impossible" ??
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NoSpinDave2 months, 2 weeks ago
"When antimatter comes in contact with regular matter - earth, air, whatever - it annihilates immediately in a 100% efficient reaction. A popular misconception is that this antimatter-matter reaction will someday allow antimatter for use as a source of fuel, or power source. Unfortunately, this is an impossible reality. Since antimatter is not found anywhere on Earth naturally (obviously), it must be created. With the equation E=mc2, it is IMPOSSIBLE to have a net gain of matter: the energy required running the accelerators would ALWAYS be more than the energy antimatter produced. But does it really matter, when you can go to WalMart and buy a box of matter batter."
With all do respect, it seems like people alot smarter than you and with probably a vastly greater understanding of the subject matter seem to disagree.....or what would be the point?
.........but then again, you could have stayed at a Holliday Inn Express last night.
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mac15112 months, 2 weeks ago
Crap!. I sure hope the earth don't explode. That's where I keep all my stuff.
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Mutainia2 months, 2 weeks ago
If they DO discover the "God particle" in it, I doubt many people will worship it. Oh, by the way, I've heard that this thing could produce a small particle that would be so small that you wouldn't be able to see it. Yet, it would be very heavy, sink through the earth, orbitting in and out of the earth, possibly passing through you without you knowing it. However, in all the matter it would fly through as it traveled in and out of the earth in its orbit, it would be hitting the centers of atoms at times, gaining mass and density to the point where it created it's own gravity. If it takes on it's own gravity, it then starts up a chain reaction where it then not only hits more atoms (as it increases in size), but, brings things to it. We still wouldn't know what was unleashed, and, even if we did, it would still be too small to find. By the time we could see it, we'd only have minutes of life left until the earth and all colapsed in on itself, crushed out of existence.
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Mutainia2 months, 2 weeks ago
Personally, I'm not going to worry about it. Because, IF such a thing WERE actually to happen, that would seem to disprove most religions on the planet, including my own beliefs, pretty much nailing it that there is no God...well, no PERSONAL God, anyway. And, to me, if there is no personal God, then there is no Heavenly after-life. No Heavenly after-life, then there are a LOT of poor people suffering on this planet for nothing, making such an event almost a god-less blessing...for THEM, of course. IF that thing is unleashed, and, five years down the line (like some speculate), I, and everyone here are feeling a great gravitational "pull down", crushing us to pin point extinction, I'm going to die laughing.
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