Man Returns To Place Of Birth To Mate »
Posted By chuck-the-canuck 4 months ago in HumorIn one of nature's most stirring and mysterious rituals, human male Michael Forrester journeyed back to his place of birth Monday in order to pair off, reproduce, and ensure the propagation of his species.
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ind064 months ago
And after mating, the man wanders off alone to become food for grizzly bears...
The Ciiircllle, the cirrrcle of liiii-iiife!
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