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Posted by: chuck-the-canuck 1 month, 1 week ago

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In one of nature's most stirring and mysterious rituals, human male Michael Forrester journeyed back to his place of birth Monday in order to pair off, reproduce, and ensure the propagation of his species.

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TightBlueJeans1 month, 1 week ago

Ok, cute one!! What can I say, men are like the weather, nothing can be done to change them.
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  bubba21 month, 1 week ago
  
  LOL!!!
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  gamahuche1 month, 1 week ago
  
  Funny - I thought that was what they said about women - except the kicker is that they can change their minds any and every minute of the day..
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    chuck-the-canuck1 month, 1 week ago
    
    Yes, but that's just one of the many things we love about them. That and their nice butts.
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      TightBlueJeans1 month, 1 week ago
      
      Good Morning, yes, we can and do change our minds, lol. Now remember, women are like apples, the best ones are at the top of the apple tree!!! There is more, but hey you get the idea. Oh, and it's great you guys like that about us and our nice butts too, lol!!!!
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        chuck-the-canuck1 month, 1 week ago
        
        Good night.
        Have a great day. Life is good.
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        TightBlueJeans1 month, 1 week ago
        
        My day off, so yes life is good, lol. Off to a Taste of Edmonton, so hope your day was great, evening as well. Good night. Keep it good!!
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ind061 month, 1 week ago

And after mating, the man wanders off alone to become food for grizzly bears...
The Ciiircllle, the cirrrcle of liiii-iiife!
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